Hello~

-sleepy wave- Myyuuun

How do I make all these messages from last night disappear?

Read them or mute them?

Guaaaaa

But there are so many...It's troublesome!

It doesn't usually take as long as you think. How many are there?

-sways- Myaa....Like 28...

You people are really talksy..

Haha, usually I find somewhere around a hundred when I check in the morning.

-rubface- Myaa...how do you deal with it? That seems so unreasonable...

...Oh, excuse me...I'm a little sillyfaced when I wake up, so I start being adorable...

I just go back and read the ones I'm interested in and mute the ones I'm not interested in. Doesn't take so long, really.

/pinches cheeks

But if you really don't want to go the trouble, just click "mute all" and it will mute them automatically.

I just like to check, in case I missed something interesting or important.

Ok...Just right now, I'm not able to really tell which ones right now...

I'm sure the ability to tell the difference will come in time.

The little number to the side of the plurk should be a different color if there are unread messages in it.

Uuu...So like when it's red?

Yeah. That's the color mine turn.

Hmmnn...Thank you.

You are very knowledga-GODDAMMIT IT IS COLDER THAN A FROST GIANT'S WILLY IN HERE

Excuse me as I attempt to find some gloves.

Np! XD

/wraps you in blankets

Where are you, that it's so cold?

Ohio. But...My parents are horrible at keeping the temp under control

Fff

My mom is kind of...handicapped and also the leader of the house?

Ah, I see.

But her version of reality is skewed...and her circulation is not like a normal person's

So it's either I'm boiling or freezing.

x.x

It's ok though...Not important, haha.

Oh, can I ask a few things about plurk, Lady Kaili?

...Or possibly Lord. I know not.

XD

Ask away! I shall try to answer correctly.

WELL FIRST are you a Lady or a Lord?

I respect you for your knowledge, so you get a title l:C

Neither, but I am female.

XD

LADY IT IS.

Unless you want to be a Devi or something.

Devi?

....ANYWAY...So what is a tag, exactly? Is it something relating to plurk or LJ or both or does it pertain to cookies?

O-oh uh, it's like...

...Female royalty in Eastern kingdoms? Like...

Arabic? No, it's archaic...and...Kind of like a female sultan but not really..

Oh, a tag is a reply, in LJ rp. If I say I'm tagging around, I just mean I'm replying to a bunch of people. And if I have tags waiting, it

Look, I got it from a Conan book. I'm not gonna lie.

means I owe replies.

OH, Ok.

Oh, cool! I'd never heard of it. That's interesting.

IT IS from a Conan the barbarian story...but I find those to be fairly accurate for titles and suchon.

Also...I have Karma, about 17 karma, to be precise...And it says once I get 40 I can change my display name..

So I wanna know, what are the perks of Karma, when can I get them, and can I lose them all?

The perks of karma are basically getting to use more features of the site--like changing your display name or being able to use more special

emoticons, like

You can lose them all if you're inactive for long enough.

....That banana is the incarnation of sin, just an FYI

...Moving on..

You get them by plurking, replying, getting replies.

Ok, so right now I'm kind of like, building karma?

And for editing your profile and stuff.

Yeah.

IN ASKING ABOUT KARMA, I BUILD KARMA

Oh, you can also lose some karma if people defriend.

There has to be some deep truth to that

YES

Also

My thingymabugger...

....Uhhh, profile wacha

it's like "Oh oh oh, you're so close to being done! You're 90% completed!"

Oh, that. I dunno, I don't pay attention to it. They just want you to add more stuff.

And then I'm like "Yay~" and then I try to find the feilds I have yet to fill and it's all...stupid.

There's no penalty for not doing it or anything. /shrug

Yeah, it's silly.

I wanna kick it and eat it and possibly use it as a head ornament when I'm done.

It would look lovely on you.

It would.

Anyway, thank you very much for your help, Kind Lady Kaili

If I find some way to repay you, rest assured, I will.

XD

-cough- </Noble Demon speech>

...Heavens, where ever did I find a radio station that will play "I will survive"?

Oldies?

Mayhap, mayhap.

I dunno, I appear to be caught in a three-way tie with my musical interests.

Though there are some that just play all sorts.

JAPANESE CRAP AND VIDEO GAME MUSIC, CLASSICAL/ORGAN MUSIC (preferably demonic) AND ANYTHING FROM THE EIGHTIES

/thumbs up

Also..

Uhmn, is it ok to comment on old plurks as long as I have something to say?

Yeah. I don't think anyone ever minds.

I often refrain, because I feel the plurk is finished and I'm like "Uuu..Nobody needs to hear me jabber and gibber"

Vunderbar~