Good morning!

uhhh... quite glad i decided NOT to text you now, honestly

Petrie000: you can text me lmao

*parties in this plurk*

slept well, i take it?

not at all lol i fapped myself into soreness o.o im in pain!

*blinks a few times, his mouth moving, though completely unsure how to respond to that*

LOL this is what happens when you become my friend.

well, that's both decidedly tmi AND very good to know at the same time...

but i suppose as long as there was a decent pay-off, i can't fault you for it

you have a salve or an unguent to apply to the affected area that will bring some relief.

I love that you guys haven't disowned me yet lol

hey, we've all been there, right?

randirooo: *stabs you*

*bleeds everywhere*

*dies*

aww that's nice! *puts a blanket over you and sits on you* anyone want a seat?