Paulus needs to go to therapy to find out why he's obsessed with Uuicorns lol

er I mean unicorns

that makes me ahppy. I should put that on my phone. When ever I get upset I just pull it out and giggle to myself.

that unicorn has a unibrow

unicorn, unibrow, unicycle? Beautiful!

if he's seen Charlie the Unicorn

what I want for my berfday: www.amazon.com/Accoutrem...

I think they had those at the comic book shop that is now near Kohl's and stuff... westbrook shopping plaza maybe???

Neptune! What does it mean that I know that right off the top of my head at nearly 42 years of age?

Nothing wrong with knowing that. just means you're still young at heart.

I healthy game of leap frog will set paul straight