i wanna marry a stapler. it wouldnt talk back and could cause annoying small pain to people >.>

Well can you marry an object?

I WAS GOOGLING TO MARRY MY CAT

*squishes gary* the only man for me

the last one lol

There was a woman who married a rollercoaster, actually

I forgot the specific term for being in love with inanimate objects, but there are a lot of very weird paraphilias out there

yeahh there was a tyra show episode about this stuff