I'm allergic to raw onions. I'm forcing the manperson to read this.

this is veryveryvery TRUE - ask me how I know

both loves and hates that she's now thinking about Alynxia's vagina. Just sayin'.

's sex life is MUCH better now that BD's sworn off beer and gluten products.

Your cooter. Tell me about it.

not sure if swearing off onions or beer or gluten would be worth whatever else gained.

Sex or beer? Interesting dilemma.

Sex AND WINE (BITCHES!) is far better.

Now Beer I can do. I can do WINE (BITCHES!) even. I got no problem with either of those.