OKAY, HERE IS THE DEAL, MUTHAFUCKA.

YOU ARE CREEPING ME OUT.

I am fucking serious.

If you don't stop asking me if I'm not busy;

if you don't stop getting in my business;

if you don't stop following me around campus...

I WILL BREAK YOUR SORRY LITTLE NERD-ASS HEART.

YOU DO NOT

Expect me to go with you, to eat with you, to look for you in campus, or to talk to you all the time.

YOU DO NOT

Mix in your feelings and find out what I'm doing during the day

AND LIKE HELL YOU CANNOT

Expect me to like you back.

Just because you misinterpreted me does not mean that I was leading you on.

I was being a friend.

Not a bitch!

A FRIEND.

AND YOU.

MESS THAT UP.

BY SPRINKLING YOUR SPARKLY LITTLE GAY ASS FEELINGS ALL OVER THAT.

AND IF YOU MAKE DRAMA OUT OF THIS WELL BITCH GET YOUR ASS OFF TO THE FAG SHACK.