knocks at his door. Dio.. German's place.. This was a bad idea.
hears a knock. "Around back!"
jumps a little, okay that was the Prussian, she knew that. She headed around back, stepping into the back yard.
watched as his dogs went charging at her, barking.
went wide-eyed and yelped a little, pressing herself against the fence. "No!" She said quickly, and she was obviously a little scared.
watches in amusement as the dogs circle her and yip their excitement.
swears that they were going to attack her. "Make them stop!" She yelled at him.
whistles for them to come back. "What are ya here for? It's rare for you to come to me. Finally decide you like how I look?" He posed.
rolled her eyes, shifting her arm in her little sling. "No, I came to ask you something."
"A while ago, you broke Lovino's guitar right?"
tilts his head. "I dunno."
... is taking that as a yes. "You should buy him a new one."
stares at him. "Why not?!"
| "Because I don't remember breaking it."
rolls her eyes. "I'm going to guess the last time he came over here, trying to apologize to Giselle."
vaguely recalls, but not very well. "Who knows?"
shakes her head. "This was a fucking waste of time." She looked at the dogs, why did he have so many?!
stares at her for a moment before sauntering over. "Well, not for me! You wore something cute over! You sure you don't have a crush on me?"
stares at him. "I-I'm sure. Dio, these are my normal clothes." Okay, maybe the skirt was a little shorter than her normal ones, but she
didn't expect him to know that. "Why the hell would I have a crush on you of all people?"
grins a charming smile (in his mind.) before he casually tries to get away with slapping her ass. "Oh, maybe because I am awesome?"
yelps as he did that, she automatically slapped him across the face. "Don't ever fucking touch me like that!"
holds his face looking stunned. "You mean you don't like it?" He watched a movie where this Italian chick loved it.
shakes her head. "No! Why the hell would I like being slapped in the ass?! Would you like it?"
makes a face. "Gross. I didn't need to know that!" She frowned. "Why do you always act like this with me?!" She put a hand on her hip.
shrugs. "Why do you come to see me? I still think it's cause you have a secret thing for me."
rolls her eyes. "Oh, yes. Because I like to be verbally and physically harassed." She hated the fact he was attractive. Not that she woud
ever tell him she thought that.
puffs out his cheeks. "You must like the attention. You keep coming back!"
rolls her eyes again. "Hell no." She turned to the fence. "That's it. I'm going home. This was stupid." She started to open the fence, not
paying any attention to him or his pack of dogs.
grabs her around the waist and yanks her back into his chest. "Hey! Wait, I wasn't done."
gasps slightly, going red. "H-hey! No! Let me go you idiot! I don't care if you weren't! I'm done and I'm going home!" Or she could try to.
hums a bit before lifting her up into his arms. "I decided! We will go out on a date!"
yelps as she was picked up. "W-what?! No! This is kidnapping! Let me go!" She was completely red faced from this. "Put me down!"
just laughing at her protest and is trotting off after telling his dogs to stay in the yard. "Kesese! No way, you're mine for the day!"
shakes her head. "No! A-and put me down!" People could see her panties dammit!
just thinks if he changes how he holds her, it'll fix the problem. So instead of holding her princess style, he tosses her over his shoulder
yelps, she started to hit his back. "You stupid Prussian! Put me down! I'm not a sack of fucking potatoes!"
pats her ass a bit. "Oh calm down, it's not that bad!"
makes a noise, punching his back as hard as she could. "Put me down! You're hurting me!"
pauses a bit. "Hurting you?"
nods. "Yeah. You didn't notice I have a fucking sling on my arm?"
sets her down to take note of it. "....I thought it was your purse."
shakes her head. "Idiot.. I fell out of my hammock yesterday, so be careful." She huffed quietly.
looks like a worried puppy now. Oh dear, his woman was hurt. This would not do. >A< "I could get a steak!"
not his woman! Hell she hadn't even been asked on this little date. "What is with you and steak?!"
she wants him, but she won't ever admit it. "...What's wrong with steak!?"
still pissed at him for one of the first things he ever said to her. "Nothing! Just that's your answer to everything!"
puffs out his cheeks at her. "It tastes good, or would you rather wurst?"
shakes her head. "No. I'd rather the steak." She huffed. "You're just being weird. Can I go home now?"
grabs her good hand and tugs her. "No way, we're still going out!"
almost falls right away. "Dammit! Why?!" She just wanted to go home and get away from him.
if she didn't want to be near him she wouldn't have come. "Because I say so~"
didn't want to stay! She didn't like him! "Why? You're so fucking annoying!"
grins back at her, almost seeming charming. "Because I am taking a princess out for dinner!"
stares at him, a shocked blush coming to her cheeks. "W-wait, what was that?"
just cackles a bit. He wasn't a prince. More like a villain trying to charm the heroine. "An italian place just for you."
mentally curse him for the fact that it might damn well work. "Really?" Dammit. No. She had to be mean!
continues to drag her until they got to the place. "Ja, I wanted to eat here but I didn't wanna go alone."
follows him. "I thought you Prussians liked being alone." She mumbled, trying to sound annoyed. The creep was being charming... Fuck.
grins at her cheekily. "I do! I just said I didn't wanna eat here alone. There's too many couples!"
huffs a little. "So? We aren't a couple, so this is fucking useless."
clicks his tongue at her and wags his finger. "No one else knows that!"
huffs again, puffing out her cheek. "We both do. And so will the waiters." It was easy to tell.
to think about this before he tugs her inside and then reaches over...and pulls her into a kiss in the middle of the restaurant. "Now they
won't! They'll just think you're embarrassed and mad at me."
flusters and tries not to scream. "Y-you asshole! You can't just kiss me!" Her face was red, and she glared at him.
snickers at her reaction and tells the waiter a table for two. "I just did."
almost at a loss for words. "You stupid asshole!" She glared at the floor.
tugs her to their table. "You didn't like it?"
mutters. "I would have liked it more if you weren't trying to fake us being a damn couple." She went to sit down.
grins at her from across the table. "Oh come on, be my fake girlfriend for the day."
looks at him quietly. "Why the hell should I do that?"
shrugs. "You don't have to."
frowns. "Give me a reason I should."
winks at her. "Because it could be fun to pretend."
about that.. it was a stupid reason, but it was only pretend right? "... Fine."
actually seems to look rather happy about that, grinning from ear to ear. "Lean over the table, I have a secret for you."
raises an eyebrow, but leans over the table. "What is it?"
captures her lips with his again.
goes wide-eyes, she made a shocked sound and pulled away. "Stop doing that..!"
looks pleased with himself. "No way~ You're my gf!"
blushes at that. "But it's damn embarrassing..!" Not that she didn't exactly like it...
looks around at the other kissing couples. "No one is noticing."
huffs. "Fine." Why was she doing this again?
grins and leans over. "So give me a kiss, toots."
him a look. "Call me that again, and you will lose your nuts by the end of this 'date'." She warned, but leaned over and pressed her lips
just snickered at her, surprised that she obliged. He took the chance to be bold and deepened it.
makes a light sound, but she didn't pull away from him this time.
honestly surprised by that. He continues the kiss for a while longer before pulling back. Aww yeah, he was awesome.
a little surprised too, but she just sat back down, blushing as she picked up a menu.
the most smug look on his face. She kissed back. She had the hots for him! He picks up the menu too. "I don't know what any of this is."
Doesn't think her kissing back meant that. She was faaar from having the hits for him. "How don't you?"
doesn't know that. "It's all in Italian."
sighs and leans over the table, explaining what things were. "Do you understand now?"
nods to her. "I'll take spaghetti then."
sighs quietly and nods. "Okay, and you tell me this why?" she decided on the chicken penne.
grins at her. "Cause you're doing the ordering." He says as the waiter walks up and greets them in Italian.
sighs quietly and speaks to the waiter, and orders their food. She was glad Gilbert didn't try to speak Italian.
would have just made a fool of himself. "Danke~"
Knows that... "So why did you want to go on a date with me anyway? It's just damn weird."
puffs up a bit. "Cause you keep flirting with me."
stres at him. "Wait... What? Like hell I flirt with you!"
grins wider. "You always come over in short skirts.'
flushes. "That's not to damn well flirt!" She huffed. "It's because one of the first fucking things you said to me was how you thought I was
damn Lovino who had just had a sex change!" She glared at the table. "I'm not masculine looking, so I thought the short skirts would prove
that to you." She didn't know why, but it just bothered her.
staring at her before he just burst out laughing. "I know you're not masculine! It's just...how was I supposed to know that it was possible_
for there to be girl versions at the time? It was most logical to think he was a tranny!"
stares at him, her face growing red. "D-don't fucking laugh!" Now she felt stupid, she bit her lip and stared at her lap, on the
verge of tears from embarrassment.
looks over at her. "if it helps. I think you're a sexy lady."
looks at him. "W-what..? Really?" She was a little shocked.
say the dreaded pick up line again. "Like I said before! You have nice hips that can have lot's of children!"
facepalms. "We can't have kids stupid! What is the use of that pick up line?!" It did 't stop her from blushing though.
grins at her. "Doesn't stop a guy from dreamin' eh?"
looks at him. "What do you mean?" She didn't think any male nation would want kids.
kids. He wanted lot's of them. It was why he loved his little brother so much. "Is it so hard to believe that I like kids?"
Nods a little. "You don't exactly seem like the child wanting type." She blinked as the food arrived. "Oh."
a bad influence, but that doesn't mean he doesn't want them. He grins at the food and takes his knife. "Ah~ Well looks aren't everything_
doll. I'm sure there's a lot about me you won't expect!"
twitches a little at the nickname. "Don't call me doll." She picked up her knife and fork, to start eating.
irritating her. She made cute faces. "How about cutie?"
makes a face. "I'm not cute." She didn't want to admit she liked 'Princess'.
starts on his food, snickering. "Says you."
flushes. "Si says me..." She ate some of her food.
devours his like a hungry wolf. Not bad. "Is it good?"
makes a face at how he eats. "Mhmm.. How the hell did you not choke?"
tilts his head. "Practice!" He was malnourished as a kid. Had to eat things before people could take it.
was... Yeah she was a spoiled brat with Spain... "Ahh.." She ate a piece of chicken quietly.
that's good in her case. A girl deserved to be spoiled. He finishes his plate. "Almost done?"
nods to him. "Almost.." She ate the rest of her food quickly.
pays while she finishes up, watching her eat now.
flushes when she realized she was being watched. "W-what the hell are you staring at?"
"I've guessed. Why are you staring at me?"
hums. "Cause, you are interesting."
shakes her head. "I am not!" She had luckily finished eating. People watching her eat made her nervous.
gets out of the booth and takes her hand, tugging her out. "Let's get out of her~"
gasps slightly as she was tugged. "Where now?!"
laughs and tugs her a long. "To the beach!"
"Why?" She didn't have her bathing suit.
keeps pulling her. "Because we can."
can't exactly say no and pull away, that wouldn't work. "You're damn well pushy, you know that?"
laughs more. "So I'm told!"
rolls her eyes. "And you think this is a good idea, why?"
in a matter of fact way. "because it's a date!"
blushes a little. "Pretend! Date." She corrected him.
leads her onto the sand, inhaling the sea breeze. "Ah, still a date!"
pouts. It was still pretend.. But the water was pretty...
grins evilly and picks her up like a princess again. He runs towards the water.
yelps. "NO! GILBERT DON'T!"She didn't want to get wet!
crashed into the water, giving a yelp at how cold it was. It was refreshing though.
tries to stay out of the splash, but her toes and butt got wet. "Jerk!"
drops her a bit into the water. Now he was a jerk. "Kesese! It feels good."
yelps at how cold it was. "JACK ASS!" now her butt was soaked.
sets her down in the water, grinning at her.
Gets up and storms out of the water. "You suck! Fuckass!" She was just upset and was getting cold.
pulls her back into him! "Hey, wait."
shivers a little. "That was mean!" Her legs were getting goosebumps on them.
looks at her, then looks back to shore. They were playing music. "Want to dance? It'll warm you up."
starts to blush at the music.. She nodded, pouting a little at him.
not the best dancer, but he gets into position and begins to move with her through the water.
a good dancer, she was taught when she was little. She started to move with him.
trying. He knew she liked to dance. He seemed to be having fun dragging her to his own tune.
actually having fun with this. "You know.. This wasn't a half bad date.."
having fun too. He seems to puff up proudly at her words. "You think so?"
nods. "As far as pretend dates go, Si. Maybe you should ask me out on a real date sometime."
seems surprised by that. He then grins. "Then let's just say this one is a date."
hums a little. "Fine. Only because of the dancing." She wondered how he knew she liked to dance.
knows lot's of stuff people thought he didn't know. He was always watching. He hums a bit, dipping her. This was actually romantic.
gasps a little when she was dipped, she was amazed, and she actually started to smile at him.
grins down at her before pulling her back up. "Feel betteR?"
blushes but nods. "Si. Though my ass is still cold."
slyly reaches around to give it a nice grope. "Feels just fine to me!"
yelps a little, she smacked his chest. "Don't do that!!"
laughs at her assault and gives it another nice squeeze. "But it's there and mine for the taking!"
squeaks loudly. "Stop that! It is not!"
the sound she made. "Kesese~ What are ya gonna do about it?"
hits his chest again. "I'll do something, dammit!"
leans down to kiss her, before asking. "Like?"
kisses him back. She slipped her arm around to grab his ass.
jumps at that. He didn't expect it, but it made him crack up.
pouts at how he just laughed.
starts to blush, she started to try and free her hand, digging her nails into his butt slightly.
wiggles in amusement. "Kinky~"
blushes and shakes her head. "N-no! Just let my hand go, idiot!"
pulls her hand back and shakes it a little bit. "Why the fuck did you hold my hand there?!"
laughs at her reaction. "Cause you touched it!" And he wanted to tease her.
huffs. "You're such a jerk." she only touched his ass because he touched hers.
touching her ass though. Did she like touching his?
not going to comment on that. She would just say she wasn't disgusted.
stares up at him. "What the fuck are you looking at?" Was there something on her face?
runs his fingers through her hair before tucking it behind her ear. Before he realized it, it was dark all ready and the moonlight really_
made this seem like a real date. I mean, he agreed to it being a date. But it hadn't sunk in entirely. Did that mean he actually liked her?
blushes a little bit at that. F-fuck no. She couldn't enjoy this, even if she had agreed to it being a date. N-no. She couldn't like
him of all people. She couldn't like Prussia. She was trying to convince herself otherwise about him.
tucks some of her hair behind her ear. "Du bist schön." He tells her, knowing she won't know what he said.
just.. stares... "I don't speak German." She stated, fuck what did he just say?! Was it rude? How to respond to that?!
confused as hell, but she kissed him back. Maybe he didn't insult her after all...
pulls back after a moment. "Ahh...I guess it's late."
shrugs a little. "I guess." Only depending on how it was looked at.
he takes her hand. "It's getting cold too."
nods, looking at their hands. "Si. Really fast." She was still damp so, of course she was cold.
starts to lead her out of the water, thinking about the night.
follows him out, mulling things over. She came for a guitar.. but ended up with a date.. That is strange..
that it was a prouctive day and maybe...he would buy a guitar.
would be amazed if he actually did buy that guitar. She would admit to herself this date was fun, and it beat being by herself.
walks her back to her house, keeping quiet.
amazed at how quiet he was. She wasn't sure what to say, so she stayed quiet until they got to her house. ".. This was.. not horrible." She
blushed a little bit more.
looks back at her with a small grin. "I can be charming if someone gives me a chance!"
nods. "I can see that." She looked at her door for a moment, starting to pull out her keys.
pulls her back, looking down at her. "No good night kisS?"
looks up at him. "I didn't know you wanted one." She wrapped her arm around his neck, going up on her toes pressing her lips to his.
surprised that she actually gave him one of her own accord and kisses her back. "Ja, I did."
pulls away. "Happy now?" She asked, looking away to hide the blush.
nods, humming a bit. "Good night."
smiles a little. "Good night."