does not want to be seen, but he is expecting a package so he goes to answer the door. "A-Ah!" He shut the door quickly.

jumps slighty. "What the hell?! Gilbert, you idiot, open the door!"

| "Now is not a good time!"

frowns at that. "Aren't you missing something?" She calls through the door.

been keeping Gilbird off his head so he hadn't realized he wandered off. "What?"

Rolls her eyes. "Your chick. I found him at my house." she had no idea how he got there.

yanks the door open. "Gilbird!"

hands the bird over, then stares at his hair. "Dio, what did you do?"

goes bright red and shuts the door again. "Nothing!"

cringes as the door slammed, she checked to see if he had locked the door.

did not lock the door. But he is hiding on the couch, under a blanket with Gilbird now.

opens the door and slips in quietly. She saw the blanket lilump on the couch and walked over. "If you take the blanket off, I'll give you a

kiss." she said quietly, close to where she assumed his head was.

shakes his head under the covers. "I'm hideous!"

sighs quietly. "Stop being a baby." She grabbed the blanket pulling it off.

hiding his face in his hands.

puts a hand on his head, lightly touching his hair. "How in the hell did you manage this? And you know you can fix it, Si?"

peeks at her through his fingers. "Hungary threw dye on it."

makes a face. "What a fucking bitch!" She frowned. "Have you thought of bleaching it back? To at least get the black out?"

frowns at her. "It'll be fake then." He had been so proud of his white hair. So many people had scorned him for it, but he didn't want to_

give them the satisfaction. Now he was the same.

sighs quietly. "So what? At least it'll be white again. And it'll grow out." She turned and started to walk away. "Too bad. I was thinking

about giving the 'awesome' albino a kiss, but seeing as you don't want to even try going back to white, I'll just go home."

flinches at her words. He grabs her and yanks her back over the couch, with her on top of him.

makes a sound. She barely caught herself, to put her hands on the back of the couch. "...Cazzo!"

he kisses her before she could complain. "If you wanted a kiss so bad, you just had to ask!"

a little shocked, she kissed him back, giving him a look after he spoke. "I don't ask. I just get what I want."

grins smugly at her. "And you want me? How sweet."

"Not if you're going to mope saying your hair makes you hideous, and normal. Your eyes are red. That's not normal."

pouts at her. "But my hair topped it off."

"Then just bleach it back. Like I fucking said." She puffed out one cheek.

shakes his head. "Don't wanna." Now would be a good time to realize he was just in his boxers.

frowns at him. "Then stop being a baby." She felt something strange against the side of her own leg.. That was skin.. Not fabric. "Oh shit!

You're not wearing pants!" And she was in a skirt. Her face went a dark shade of red.

cackling at her reaction. "You're the one who barged in. I said now's not a good time."

starts to climb off his lap. "You're the one that lost your bird! And I wanted to know why your hair was black!"

holding her there, wrapping his arms around her tighter. "Because you're nosy~ Curiosity killed the cat!"

struggles and shifts a little. "Shut up, and let me go!" She frowned. "You can't expect to stay inside until the black goes away, can you?"

yanks the blanket over them both, making a fort. "Not that long, but I can keep you for a little bit."

blushes, glad for the cover of the blanket. "Are you sure?" She wondered if he would agree of she would dye it for him. "What makes you

think I want to stay?"

amused by her words. "Because I have you trapped~" He pokes her side, testing to see if she is ticklish.

gasps and jerks away from his hand. "Fuck off." She glared. "What if I dyed it for you?"

he grinned and poked her again. "I said I am fine growing it out."

squeaks. "I said fuck off." She sighed. "Then fine. Don't complain about it."

starts full out tickling her. "I am still upset about it."

gasps and starts laughing, and swearing. She grabbed his shoulder. "S-stop!"

the feeling of her close. He is having fun bothering her. "Say please Gilbert~"

makes a few more sounds. "Jus- fuck! Please Gilbert! Fucking stop!"

not stopping. "Only if you say, Gilbert's so sexy and good looking."

"I swear to god! If you don't stop! I'll cut your dick off!" Her hand went to his boxers. She tired not to laugh.

very conscious of her hand right there. "I had no idea you wanted to touch me there so bad~" He teased.

hits him in the chest. "Just please fucking stop!" She hated being tickled!

stops after a moment, keeping his hands on her waist.

leans her head on his shoulder, breathing heavily. "You are so fucking mean..."

laughs a bit in response. "Ja, that's me."

hits his chest again. "Jerk.." She mumbled, turning her head to face his neck, kissing it. She wanted to get a reaction out of him.

shivered. "H-Hey!"

smirks a little, this time lightly nipping at his neck, humming a little. "What?"

red and embarrassed. "Hey...you know that's not such a good idea."

"And why is that?"

her a serious look. "I am a man."

stares at him blankly for a moment before staring to laugh. "Scared I'll get a rise out of you?" She teased.

not so sure he likes being laughed at for that, so he flips her over so that he's on top of her. He is still wearing a serious face. A side_

he doesn't show often. "I meant it!"

stares up at him from her back a little nervous now. "I-I'm sorry." She said, a little scared.

stares at her a bit longer before sitting up, looking a bit disgruntled. "Ah geez..." He scratches at the back of his neck, not looking over

at her.

slowly sits up, she hadn't meant to make him angry. "Shit.. Okay. Don't laugh at you... Got it." she mumbled to herself.

looks back to her with a quirked brow. "You sure like tempting me, don't you?" With all those short skirts...he couldn't deny he was _

attracted to her.

raises an eyebrow. "The hell do you mean?"

pouts at her. "Wearing all those sexy things here and then teasing me."

shrugs a little. "These are my normal clothes. And I was getting you back for tickling me."

a little jealous now. She let other men see her in those? "You should pick better tactics!"

"What do you mean better tactics?" She couldn't help if men stared at her.

meant at revenge! "Not doing something so sexy to someone attracted to you if you don't wanna face the consequences!"

stares at him. "So you're attracted to me, Eh?" She smirked a little at that.

She then flushed and stuttered. "N-not that I l-like younor anything..!" She couldn't help how she acted like this sometimes.

suddenly grins back at her. "You think I'm sexy~ You want to kiss me~"

makes a sputtered sound. "S-shut up! You're the one that freaked out over a kiss on the damn neck..!"

doesn't think Chi should blame him! He hadn't been with a woman in YEARS. Or even a man for that matter. "How about you?!" He leaned over to

nip at her neck.

squeaked, jumping a little, she blushed at that. "H-hey! I never said you could do that!" She would prefer him do that over grabbing her

curl. She hoped he would forget about that.

did not forget. In fact, he reached out to tug it.

yelped. "C-CHIGI!" She went red, and whimpered a little bit. "L-l-let t-that g-go! Dammit!"

let's it go. See how it felt to be teased~

this is completely different! She crossed her legs really tight. "Y-you're such an ass!" Tears pricked her eyes.

wipes her tears with his thumb. "Ja, but you started it."

frowns, crossing her arms over her chest. "That's completely different! You can't just grab that!"

points to it. "It is a hair."

"I know that! I'm not a fucking idiot!" She didn't like that piece of hair.

leans closer to observe. "So why not."

"W-what do you mean why not?" She started to lean away from him.

winks at her.

glares at him. "Do you even know what that is?!"

shakes his head. "Nope!"

glares still. "Then don't fucking touch it." She was still blushing angrily.

blinks. "Tell me what it is."

huffs. "If I do.. Do you promise to never touch the damn thing?"

blinks again. "Ja."

looks away from him. "It's a turn on spot. But I fucking hate it."

pauses, and then grins at her. "Really?!"

nods. "Don't. Fucking. Touch. It." She shifted away from him, she did NOT like that grin.

leans over. He could warp her words right? It wouldn't be touching if he licked it~ He was having naughty thoughts, but he kept his_

promise.

shoves the blanket in his face when he got to close. "Fuck off. Don't even try anything!"

peeks out from under it. "I wasn't!"

looks at him quietly. "How come I don't believe you..."

huffs. "Cause I'm not gonna molest a lady if she asks me not to." Touching her ass didn't count.

nods a little. "And let me guess. Touching my ass doesn't count as molesting?"

perks up. "Ja!"

rolls her eyes. "Thought so." She started to get off of he couch. "I just came to drop off your bird. I'm going home now."

pushes the blankets off. "Well...come again."

nods to him. "Maybe." That was really more than likely. But she wouldn't say that. She gave him a quick kiss on the lips. "Oh and, the

black hair is cute." She said quietly stood up to leave.

blinks at that, before flushing. Ah she embarrassed him.

smiles a little at the flush. "Did I embarrass you or something?"

pouts at her. "No Way."

shrugs. "You're blushing, idiot."

huffs at her. "Cause I saw your panties."

flushes darkly. "You did not!"

flips her skirt. "See!"

yelps, pushing her skirt down. "Damn pervert!" She wanted to smack him.

laughing at her reaction.

smacks his chest. "You're such a fucking pervert!"

rubs the spot she hit. "And you keep coming back1"

nods. "I must be fucking insane." She did like him though.. He amused her.

snuggles into the blanket. "I knew that all ready."

shakes her head quietly, she looked at the door. "Are you going to walk me to the door?"

stands up and stretches. "If I must~"

rolls her eyes. "You don't have to, if it's some big deal."