Chiara
is
sort of wondering about Seborga... She would probably regret wondering though.
spots a girl and pauses before brushing back his hair and floating over towards her. "Ciao bella~"
stares at him quietly. "...Ciao..?" She was a little confused.
winks. "I've never seen you around before, are you new in town~?"
shakes her head. "No I've been here for a while.. Who the hell are you?" She couldn't help but swear like Lovino.
laughs. "You don't know who I am~? I'm Paolo Vargas." He holds his hand out to her.
looks even more confused. "Vargas.." She mumbled taking his hand. "I'm Chiara Vargas." She was more confused now..
leans in to press a kiss to her hand before winking at her. "Then I guess it was destined for us to meet, bella~"
blushed a little, nodding. "I guess so.." Her eyes were on his curl.. That was like Seborga's... O-oh fuck this is the male version?!
laughs. "We even both have curls~"
nods. "Are you Seborga?" She decided to ask now.
grins. "So you do know of me~ I'd like to get to know you better, too~" He winks.
shakes her head. "Umm... No. You don't understand I'm south Italy."
blinks in surprise but quickly smiles again and laughs. "No, you are far too beautiful to be my fratello~"
frowns and shakes her head. "I know I'm better looking than Lovino, but I'm your sorella
, do you understand?"
shakes his head. "I don't have any sisters, bella~"
rolls her eyes. "Technically you have three dumbass.." she frowned. "Maybe I should take you to Lovino to explain.."
takes her hand. "No, bella, you shouldn't have to be around such an impolite oaf around the women."
raises an eyebrow. "He isn't that bad!" She frowned. "I'm the female version of Lovino."
laughs. "I assure you, he is. And no woman could possibly be anything like him, especially not you, bella~"
facepalms cursing in Italian a few times. "Actually I'm a lot like him. I told you I am South Italy."
might be a little thick. "Heheh, but I already told you, that's my brother and you should avoid him, bella~" He winks.
groans angrily. "Ahh fuck you're just like her!" She was seriously annoyed.
laughs. He didn't know who her was, but it was obviously a compliment. "Grazie, bella~" He leans up to try and kiss her cheek.
pushes him away slightly. "Okay. Stop! Fuck, would you just seriously shut up and listen to me?!" Her temper was starting to get the better
of her. "If you don't believe me, I'll even show you where I damn well live."
blinks in surprise. "Oh, you are saving yourself for marriage? I understand, heheh~ I'll go with you, then!" He didn't even know what that
phrase even meant.
stares at him like he was crazy. "I'm older than you are, stupid." She muttered and started to pull him to Lovino's house.
might just be crazy... "Heheh, I'm probably older than you but I don't mind older women, bella~"
groans again. "Stop saying stupid shit! I'm not going to do anything with you."
smirks. "That's what they all say~"
glares and curses him in Italian. "Trust me. I wont." She turned onto Lovino's street.
laughs and looks ahead of them. "So are you my brother's girlfriend?"
shakes her head. "No! Dio, don't you think it's weird how much I look like Lovino?!"
kisses her hand again. "No, you are beautiful, it's a shame you think you look like a man when you are such a beautiful flower."
blushes quietly but frowns. "Okay, fine, like a more god damn feminine version of him? Same hair colour, same eyes, same fucking curl!"
glances her over. "I don't know. You look too much like a real girl to be Lovino, heheh~"
almost hits him. "That's because I'm a 'real' girl and Lovino is a 'real' boy."
nods. "That's what I though, bella~"
*thought
groans to herself, pulling out a key, she wished Lovino would be home to shut him up or something...
laughs nervously. He'd never been to an older woman's house before....
unlocks and opens the door. "Come on, idiot." She said quietly, she did have Lovino's speech pattern after all.
steps inside, smiling nervously.
doesn't think he should be so nervous. "Fuck. Lovino isn't here I guess. Damn idiot.." She mumbled/
.*
blinks around when he hears his brother's name. "Wait... why did you have my brother's keys?"
Chiara
has
been saying his name for a long time now! "Because I live here."
pauses. "You're married to him?"
shakes her head. "No. I'm the female version of him stupid. Like I've been saying!"
nods. "So you're Mrs. Vargas."
shakes her head again. "I'm Ms. Vargas. I'm not married to Lovino. He's dating the female Prussia."
pauses. "Oh... so it's okay if I hit on you?"
stares at him. "Kid, I'm your big sister. Don't do it." She was also liable to hit him if he pissed her off.
probably deserved to be hit quite often. "I don't have a sister."
groans quietly. "You're the fucking micro-nation Seborga, the male version. I know it's difficult, but get it through your head, there are
different gender versions of everyone."
probably won't get this any time soon. "Si, I know that, heheh~"
can guess that. "You know what?"
"I know that you are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, bella~"
frowns. "Stop that! It's weird." She was getting close to smacking him. "I'm South Italy, can you just fucking stop that?"
tilts his head a little. "Stop what?"
sighs. "Hitting on me."
pauses. That was much, much easier said than done. "...Do you know my brother?"
nods. "I know both of them. Why?"
grins widely. "No reason~"
looks at him flatly. "Don't make me hit you. Tell me why."
smirks. "I told them to bring a girl with next time they visit me, heh~"
smacks the side of his head. "Dio you're annoying." She covered her face after, little brat...
blinks in surprise but laughs soon after.
groans. "Why the hell are you laughing?"
"You shouldn't cover your face, bella."
shakes her head. "It's better than beating you." She groaned, yup. She regretted wondering about him.
frowns. "But then no one can see your beauty..."
frowns. "I don't care." Not like she thought of herself as extremely good looking anyway.
thought she was really pretty. "But you should. You are very beautiful."
blushes at that. "You're crazy. Do you believe me yet?"
"Do you believe that you are beautiful yet?"
"Can you stop that!"
shakes his head, more serious than before. "No."
looks at him. "Why not?"
"Because as long as there are women unaware of how beautiful they are, the world is a worse place."
frowns at him. "I'm going to ask you one last time to stop hitting on me.."
tilts his head. "I'm not hitting on you this time."
stares, now a little confused. "You're not?"
shakes his head. "Nope, heheh~"
nods a little. "Good. Finally!"
"But I can start again if you liked it so much, heheh~"
glares. "Don't you fucking dare."
grins at her.
glares at him still. "Why are you grinning like that?"
"Because I'm lucky enough to be around a beautiful woman like you."
sighs. "I said stop that."
waves his hand. "You're just being modest, heheh~"
shakes her head. "No, I'm really not."
grins knowingly. "Sure you aren't."
Chiara
wants
to hit that grin from his face. "I told you I'm not."
keeps grinning. "Uhhuh~"
sighs and shakes her head. "Stupid.."
frowns. "No, you aren't."
rolls her eyes. "I wasn't talking about me."
pause. "Oh, okay, heheh~"
exhales quietly. "You can be annoying you know that?"
"Anyone can be annoying."
nods. "But you and the other Seborga can be very annoying."
pauses. "I'm Seborga."
nods. "But there's another one. My Seborga, my little sister."
laughs. "I think you're confused."
shakes her head. "No I'm not. I have two little sisters, Seborga and North Italy. And then there's you Lovino and Feliciano."
tilts his head. "Who are your sisters?"
groans. "Like I said. North Italy and Seborga. We are the female versions of you three."
"But I'm not married."
raises an eyebrow. "What does being married have to do with anything?!"
sighs. "You told me you were married to my brother!"
shakes her head. "I never said that! I said I lived here! Lovino is dating the female Prussia!"
nods. "You told me that, too!"
stares at him. "When did I say I was married to either of your brothers?"
"You said you were the female version of him!"
nods. "Female version doesn't mean I'm married to him! Lovino is like.. My twin or some shit like that."
pauses. "Then why have I never met you before?"
shrugs. "I haven't been here for long. It's like some fucked up space time thing."
nods slowly, pretending he understands.
knows that look. "I don't really understand it either. It just is sort of... like this now.."
just keeps nodding.
"Stop nodding."
stops.
sighs. "You're like a puppy."
grins. "Do you like puppies?"
"Don't push your luck, Paolo. I'll still beat your ass if you piss me off."
laughs and grins creepily. "But you like puppies, si?"
cringes at the grin. "Just shut up."
"Women like puppies."
"Not in the way you're thinking of."
shakes his head. "No, I'm sure they do like puppies."
rolls her eyes. "So? Most people like puppies. A lot of women really like cats too."
"Do you like cats?"
nods slightly. "Yeah, they're easier to take care of anyway."
grins. "Si~"
raises an eyebrow staring at him. "Why did you say si?"
"Because it means yes."
rolls her eyes. "I know!"
laughs at the eye roll.
"Don't laugh at me."
grins. "Okay, bella~"
sighs. "Can you just call me Chiara?"
nods. "Chiara bella~"
shakes her head. "Just Chiara."
"Okay Just Chiara, bella~"
groans. "I'm going to hit you again..."
tilts his head. "You weren't already?"
stares at him. "... What?"
nods eagerly. "I thought we were hitting on each other."
"Since when was I hitting on you?"
blinks. "The whole time...?"
shakes her head. "No.."
pauses before grinning.
"What?"
"Nothing~"
"Fucking weird kid.."
just starts to giggle.
"You're both fucking weird.."
turns to see if someone's behind him.
shakes her head. "You and Vittoria."
holds his hand out to thin air to humor her. "Ciao, Vittoria~"
smacks him upside the head again.
just laughs and turns back to her.
glares. "Vittoria is my sister, stupid."
"She is very beautiful, heh."
smacks the side of his head. "Don't insult me."
blinks in surprise. "I would never...."
crosses her arms over her chest. "You insulted my family, no matter how stupid she is."