Why cant you be here best friend.

I needs some bros.

You want bros? I can be bro!

And you would be a very special bro - but this is manbro thing.

I can be a bro too!

Your a lady too! Only manbro can cure this!

Not gay by the way.

Do I qualify as a manbro?

No - sorry; only dudes.

I am fairly sure my penis is quite a bit larger than yours.

There is only one way to sort this. We must all show Chris our penises.

Please no...

www.bfeedme.com/wp-conte... this is my penis....

shows

www.sciencemuseum.org.uk...
Shows

The what?

Oh god ladies - you all have far to much time on your hands.

just be grateful she's not showing you her sex penis

And this one is for what?

What don't you like about my sex penis? ALL SIZE QUEENS LOVE MY SEX PENIS.

jolly weekend jaunts around rugby/

I outcast your penis from the halls of mandom!

Nah, I have another one for jaunts. I have a Swiss Army Knife of penises.

Then your sex life will be both dynamic and confusing.

Anyway - I'm glad you could all mock me in my brief moment of friend missing. You are all substantially bad people.

OI! I'm lovely!!

We were trying to help you feel less lonely. lt;

I wasn't. I don't care at all.

HAHA!!

Get 'em Seth!

HE'S HOLDING ANOTHER OF TIBBY'S PENISES

That's one of my best.

The revolving blades part?