Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
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The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead!
What can I do?” The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: “Take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, “OK, now what?”
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