might be wondering around the house, acting like a zombie.
hadn't noticed him, she just laid on the couch staring up at the ceiling.
stumbles into the room, totally covered in ketchup and groaning.
makes a face, she sat up to look toward the noise, upon seeing him she screamed and fell off the couch.
jumps when he hears a scream and glances over. "....Why are you wearing your swimsuit in the house?!"
rights herself. "WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN KETCHUP?! Go shower stupid!"
glances at himself. "But that would waste all of it!"
shakes her head. "It would not! Go shower now! You're making a mess!"
stands up, putting one hand on her hip, the other pointing to the stairs. "Now."
notices that. "S-shit! Don't cry! Why are you getting upset?!"
"Z-zoe hit on me!" He starts sobbing and tries to cling to her.
tries to keep him away. "She hit on you? Why is that a bad thing?! N-no! Don't hug me! You're covered in ketchup!"
sobs louder. "She's too young for me to hit on!"
"How old is she?" She didn't want to get all dirty...
pauses to try and count. "Uhm.... twelve?"
nods a little. "And you?"
glances at his feet. "Sixteen....."
rolls her eyes. "Physically that's four years. It's not that much, dummy. And besides. We don't really apply to normal age standards."
flails. "In that case I'd be a thousand years older than her!"
starts laughing, that was just amusing. "I wasn't talking about our real ages idiot! I mean it it doesn't matter!"
fidgets. "But she's too young...."
him a look. "You being too young didn't stop you from hitting on me."
waves a hand. "That's different~"
raises an eyebrow. "How is that different? Looks wise we are 7 years apart."
shakes his head. "I look older than sixteen."
"I'm popular with women, though, heheh~" He wasn't.
shakes her head. "No.. You're really not."
whimpers. "But what am I supposed to do?!"
"First shower, than we'll talk." She had to get dressed...
sighs but nods and trudges off. Maybe he could scoop the ketchup back into the bottles....
doesn't want him to do that... That would just be gross.
that's gross as she headed to her room to change into her normal clothes.. Dammit she was comfy too.
manages to save some ketchup but skips a shower.
just decides to wear pajama shorts and a tank top.. The less clothes the better.
nods. "I got the ketchup off, heheh~"
nods. "Good. Did you make a mess downstairs?"
shakes his head. He had...
walks down to the kitchen. "Oh my fucking god... Are you kidding me?!"
follows her and blinks around. "See~ Same as normal, heheh~"
shakes her head. "There's ketchup fucking EVERYWHERE"
... "You say that like it's a bad thing, heheh~"
"It is a bad thing, stupid!"
"What's a bad thing stupid?"
"That the kitchen is covered in ketchup! Clean it up!"
whines. "But you said you would talk with me...."
sighs. "I can talk while you clean."
"But I don't want to clean!:
"Then you shouldn't have made a fucking mess!"
"But I was worried about Zoe!"
"Clean and I can talk, stupid."
whines but starts to clean.
leans against the wall watching him.
glances at her, whimpering a little.
shakes her head. "You're fucking cleaning, don't even try it."
sighs and goes back to cleaning.
sighs and shakes her head quietly. "If you don't want to clean it, don't make a damn mess."
"I didn't make a mess, I got the ketchup off myself."
"But it's on the floor and counter."
nods. "Si, I had to get it back into the bottles."
makes a face. "That's disgusting! Why would you do that?!"
"It's still perfectly good ketchup!"
shakes her head. "No it's not! It was on your body! How is that still good?! That's like getting tomato sauce all over yourself and putting
tilts his head. "Don't you put ketchup on your pasta?"
shakes her head. "Dio no."
pauses before nodding and going back to cleaning. "You should try it~"
"I have before. Vittoria tricked me into it once. And it was fucking gross."
pauses before wiggling. "I met Vittoria!"
raises an eyebrow. "Really?"
nods. "Si~ She was really nice!"
rolls her eyes. "But she's still annoying." They both were.
shakes his head. "She was really nice and fun!"
rolls her eyes. "Just clean."
hums happily. "She's a good kisser, too~"
's face drops. "W-WHAT?!"
stares at him. "You kissed her?"
"Oh! Yeah, I kissed her! I forgot to tell you!"
"Because she was ticklish."
"You kissed her because she's ticklish?!"
glares at him. "Don't kiss her again."
blinks in surprise. "But she said I could kiss her if I wanted to..."
glares at him still. "I don't care what she said. Don't fucking do it." Even if Vittoria annoyed her, she was still her sister.
tilts his head. "Why not?"
nods. "Okay." Takes it as more of a suggestion anyways...
seriously hurt him if he does that again.
frowns. "Girls are confusing."
shrugs. "Men are no better."
pauses. "I don't think I'm confusing."
shakes his head as he keeps cleaning.
watches him. "So do you like whats-her-name?"
"That's your sister's name? ... That's an odd name."
"What? No.. What's her fucking name.. The one you freaked out about earlier."
fidgets. "I do like her... and I know she likes me."
"Well, then what's the problem? And if you like her, why did you kiss Vittoria?"
"She's too young! And I like Vittoria, she's nice."
"Don't kiss yourself, stupid! She's like your fucking sister!"
tilts his head. "But I don't have any sisters..."
rolls her eyes. "What do you think I am?"