willing to admit, however, that this could all be some sort of heat-related illusion.

not aware of this fact. So, can not dispute it.

sounds like a nasty cold to me- blerrgh!

... oh, it does, doesn't it.

more as if my brain has melted and is slowly leaking out any way it can.

from leaky brain creatures? Hmmm... could be.

as you say, way chaotic. All unexpected and stuff.

what? Bugger that, then!

thinks? Nope, my brain is all ice-cream moosh now.

so .. we are all just snot from the Creator's nose? Or earwax? Awesome! That explains a lot.

collect it in a jar! Remember air holes.

Haizo is totally onto something there.