writes fanfic for the first time in ages
latest #42
dave convinces john to piss in the sink, also convinces john that john's the only person who poops
and then later they cuddle in dave's pod racer bed
omg that was supposed 2 say nepeta but close smoggy
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT
"i want to stick my weiner in your jello dessert"
"i mean WANNA GO TO THE LAKERS GAME, damn you autocorrect!"
but yeah dave having a toilet full of swords is totally my headcanon
LITA NO THE NOISES IM MAKING
IVE BEEN CRYING FOR TWO HOURS SEND HELKP
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