-> I wanna do this now!

maging Smiley?

hindi lolo, pugutan ng ulo ang sarili and have it roll on the floor.

oh well baka gutom lang yan ... early lunch ka muna

dapat may mechanism para mag roll lang ng 180 degrees pa sideways

I should cut my head on an inclined plane then.

uminom ka nalang ng deworming drug

or induce an epileptic seizure, you'll get the same effect w/o severing your head.

grabe inaaway nyo yung taong masaya