According to every stud finder I've tried to use, my walls contain a rapidly shifting network of hundreds and hundreds of studs.

could use a stud finder.

I could use another kind of stud finder...

where the heck did I put my stud finder finder?

I need a meta stud finder , given possible iterations of this problem.

must.resist.pointing.stu....self.jokes.

Aww. Plurk

r2ro: You know that in order to do such a joke, you will be asked by the ladies to provide credentials, right?

StereoNacht ummmm.

GIF GIF?

I always test new studfinders on myself...

I appear to be made of metal.

I usually end up going back to my cheap plastic thing with the magnet in it.