Landlord is back from his week of police riot squad training.
I like Owen, but there is always something strained about our relationship, as if neither of us wants to actually get to know the other and
just want to concentrate on 'blokey' maxims.
I hope he doesn't use your home to test what he's learned.
He showed me some really wonderful things that in the right circumstances count as 'reasonable force.'
Reasonable force is awesome.