Dashing knights and thanes would distract me

would rob me of my pains,

But it would be better served to carry on, soldier,

to cleave, to cut true to the path.

I am reminded of the mad tree of rattleworth; a tree so vile that its ozzing sap was venom and its boughs hunted meat.

LOL! MELON!

Well done.

Its rude to tease a dislexic.

Oi! I'm dyslexic... Albeit with numbers instead of letters...

That would be a 'dyscalculian'

Ah! I knew there must be a name for it!