lemme give u some kicks and it will become not so-flat

and slaps too

nooo....u kick me, my butt will be flat..
u slap me, my cheek will be flat..
enough that my life is flat..orz

she has a point...

but u will become slim... that will amke u happy

make*

but i want slim and white skin, not blue...

lol it will turn ur skin into RED and ppl love red cheeks