A beautiful young woman appears.

I knew you would.

Hooray! Right, let's get on with it tlhen!

inserts self

OOOOOMMMM NOM NOM NOM NOM... Am I doing it right?.... NOM NOM NOM NOM.

As long as thats not chewing!

If it is, it's sexy chewing.

Ah, my privates!

Nowt private about those!!

NOT AFTER YOUR FOCUSED MAIMING OF THEM!

I'll have a whole mess of doctors poking my bits now.

Well maybe there will be a nice feminine one who can fix it and then do it properly for you. You should be thanking me, really.

Why? For turning my dick into the fleshy equivilent of a flute?

You have my thanks ms, next time I need a hole in something I wont have to cover myself in peanut butter and find a doberman.