this is my final plurk: Bad enough a guy in Ohio turns loose all his wild animals and authorities have to shoot them. But then they realized

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one animal was missing: a monkey with herpes.

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bad enough? NO. They realized that in fact, the monkey is not missing, because

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one of the tigers ate him. If I wrote this into a story, NO ONE would buy it.

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Jesus.

Is this your last plurk of the night or the last plurk ever? I hope it's only for the night.

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does, too.

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does three. Puuuullleeeease don't delete your account again!!!

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NOOOO don't goooo.

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NO! Just for the night. I figured I couldn't top a monkey with herpes.

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Phew!

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it's good that you know your limits and stop when you can't top.