ten facts about dave

numero uno dave is cooler than god

yes this includes john and his damn god tier

no

why you are, in fact, mightily cool you are not cooler than me

i mean...

breath is cool

hahahaha

shut up im trying to do something here

no

stop being stupid

i taught you better than that

whyd you make my username kinda dumb

people who are too lazy to register their own accounts need to have shittyshit dumb usernames

well, i wouldn't call it lazy...

i was off doing my god tier things with my cool cool breath!

john im worried about you

what??

breath isnt cool breath is warm

cold breath is dead

i thought dead was no breath...

clearly you have never been near a fucking zombie

but, but, zombies dont breath... that is how you know they are dead...

ok i think that the ambling around and dropping body parts and going gruuuu would make you know its dead

what people are you hanging out with

that this is no indicator

clearly it is not me should i be jealous john

no dont be jealous john

be jealous dave if youre jealous anyone

what

fuck you

no they pretend to breath so they dont scare people because zombies are actually very polite

its a little known fact but true

what why are they polite

people like to feel appreciated for their brains so theyre polite so you feel appreciated

oh, that is actually okay and reasonable

i guess i could be okay with that, if i was respected while i was eaten

what the hell is wrong with you

you really want to go out like that

they cant even make their breath warm come on

dave, i feel as if you are giving me very mixed signals

i do not quite understand you...

thats because you have not yet reached enlightened levels of cool

once you are as cool as me you will understand perfectly

well, i am not so sure

i think that rose was right...

excuse me

she says that you want to say you are so cool, so that you can say what you want and not care if anyone understands???

it's not your fault if you aren't clear enough... it's everyone elses

well, that is what she says anyway

rose needs to stop spitting out psychanalytical bullshit she learned from books in a library

if i wasnt so lazy id look up some of that shit and do HER for a change