Aaah, America. You know how food is supposed to work!

food trucks? trucks with food?

or food styled like a truck

A truck that serves food!

I certainly do

oh. it's not free?

some of them are nothing but sweets

Greece, I'd give you candy for free, crying out loud...

...yeah?

can I have some too?

of course, I'm not heartless

That would be much appreciated.