Would you be like me; fighting for the male cause and just wishing that some day we would have sanity back?

Or would you betray your own, either for aulteristic or selfish reasons, and betray them?

Oh and who do you think would win as well?

I would side with the men, and then the men would win because - as I have said before - women are shit.

What would you do with the defeated female troops?

Keep the good-looking ones captive for reproduction, the skilled cooks, cleaners etc could be put to work in those areas and the rest...

would be shot.

Even though you are a beautiful lady - you are never welcome in my utopia!

Whyyyyyy?

You would kill all the womens!

They represent a valuable resource.

So much meat....

As much as this plurk is disturbing, I think you could still harvest the meat from the individuals who've been shot!

Reproduction has already been outlined above, after all, it's not like this isn't a sustainable source.

But thats rotting meat - we need the free range kind.

Its leaner.

This is ridiculous anyway I APPRECIATE THAT THIS IS ALL IN GOOD FUN (I HOPE?!), BUT THE PREMISE IS RIDICULOUS

Just because you know you'd end up on the loosing side...

what's so inevitable about this war anyway?!

And if you just want sanity back, why are you fighting!!

To uphold the rights of... and with the goverment.....the kittens.... Ok, I dont have a good reason, but I know I'd fight all the harder if

I knew I'd get some meat afterwards.

Maybe even get to own a ranch of free range lady meat.

JUST KEEP PIGS

apparently it's a similar taste anyway!

But I wanna eat people!

And I get to violate more human rights this way!

I am going to violate your human rights

Ooh, saucy.

make you into

... okay i just wanted to use the dancing pudding that isn't actually relevant at all :[

My lack of usual toning and weights work is making that a greater possibility every day.

Its ok, I like pudding, you can use it on me any time.

pudding is gross :[

0_o

Pudding rage building

Oh you and your silliness, you make me laugh.

Now apologise to the pudding.

I'm sorry pudding.

THAT THING LIVES IN MY NIGHTMARES!

GET IT SETH

what's your problem, that's my sorry face !

and my sex face .......

BURN IT SETH!

ILOVESETH

But not that Seth ^^

My Seth could totally take your Seth

I don't think so, sweetheart.

Nuhuh

Who is your Seth, then? What makes him so great?

He's a genetically enhanced super soldier from the future for a start.

Yeah, mine wins.

Whats yours got then?

Ancient Egyptian God of chaos, storms, infertility and EVIL!!! Murdered his brother, stole his nephew's eye, tried to marry his sister!!!

Come, now!

Oh that Seth.

You know what my Seth does to gods?

Headbutts them.

LOL!

You know what my Seth does to metallic future people? Nothing. They're not worth the effort.

Or because he's a dead god....

He's not dead!!!! Where'd you get that idea?

The culture that raised him is dieing. His temples are in ruins and he has no worshippers.

For a god, religated to antiqity and history, thats pretty dead.

Oh just because he's not bound by the humans these days doesn't mean he's dead.

But a god can only have power if he has active followers to do his bidding.

How come we still have thunder storms then? (aside from the physics)

....physics.

If you want to atribute it to a god then go for... God, he's been known to hurl a few thunderbolts.

Or even Thor - with his popularity in marvel comics he's practically back on the path to worship.

Ew. No.