I love when a customer feels the need to point out they were a customer of the company before I was born.
Yes, good sir, I'm aware you're a customer, one significantly older than I.
But you do not need to point this out to me while I'm trying to help you.
Like, multiple times.
I am going to help you regardless of how old you are.
Also I know who Bing Crosby is, you taint.
Wow.
Oh my god. Just... what the fuck.
Age complex?
"I AM OLDER THAN YOU THEREFORE I AM OLDER SO YEAH. OLDER."
"I DECREE HOW AWESOME I AM BY STATING I AM OLDER THAN YOU. THIS ALSO GIVES ME RIGHTS TO BE A DOUCHE."