WHAT

I THOUGHT WE AGREED WE WERE OKAY WITH THIS

sure

the spying and overreacting not so much

and terezi taunts

really not okay

OH GODDAMMIT

NEW PLAN

SPIN THIS AND SPIN IT FAST

its not disney teacups

nobody's paying five bucks a pop to be lied to

FIRST, THAT WAS REALLY STUPID

SECONDLY, YOU WERE DEAD

I FIXED IT

TRUTH, THE END

i dont think you get it

look im not even going to try to be funny about this

GOOD, BECAUSE YOU'RE USUALLY NOT

oh my god

shut the fuck up

ok yeah thats true

but people saw shit

which is so fucking creepy to begin with

you dont gotta do something like that for more than five seconds

christopher columbus didnt travel south of the equator to get to america

if you get my drift

I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T GOING TO BE FUNNY ABOUT THIS

THAT WAS A PRETTY DUMB ATTEMPT AT WITTY, BUT IT STILL EXISTED

yeah ok i lied

AND YET

YOU WILL NOT LIE ABOUT THIS

its a waste of words

if there's hard proof

WOW.