...Why is he texting me.... 
...It's 430PM on a Sunday.
...why is he texting me?
He's still texting.
Does he not realize what day it is?
...maybe if I just...switch to a different phone he won't notice.
... who?
Want me to track them with my satellite?!
I can do that
...It's my prefecture, America-san.
If they're bullying you-- oh!
...If I speak English, he has a difficulty understanding.
...
...?
Sometimes I don't want to correct your english XD
it's cuter that way
ANYWAY
tell him to text me and we can reshuu shimashou
or
suru
....What?
oh do I have to-- hold on
...Is--Is it wrong?
練習する！！
A-ah,yes... I don't know if you want to teach him English though, America-san...
man I am so glad we have computers, otherwise haha I wouldn't be able to write anything
They are very handy, yes.
I can speak to him in enough Japanese I guess
you understand me, your prefecture would too, right?
Yes...he should. He's very frien--
...Hnngh, he needs to stop texting me endlessly.
I think he is bored with the fighting going on in his prefecture.
HE'S THE GENKI TYPE? 
like Sumo?
...Yes.
He is very energetish.
He invented our comedy style.
Energetic
does he sing karaoke?
Energetic...?
Yes, he does.
not energetish
....oh
Is it not an English word?
.... if you said it by itself I might need to have it explained xD
...oh.
I apologize.
hey, I'm helping you, don't apologize!
I'm pretty sure that when I speak you're like aa america-san that is chigaimasu
A-ah, t-thank you then.
....
LOL so it is true 
食べられさせない！
ｘD
....wwww
。。。？
wwww?わらう？
...[moeface] アメリカさんは可愛いですね。
....
ええ！？そうかい？
はい
やった！
イギリス、くたばれ！
。。。
俺可愛いだぞ～
日本に言っただぞ～
日本は可愛いのマスターだぞ～
Osaka
話す
そうやで～
Osaka
話す
日本はんは可愛いやで～
ええ！！
Osaka
話す
でも、メール返してくれへんから、寂しいや
大阪でしょう？
Osaka
話す
せやで
Osaka
話す
よろしく！
.....orz
よろしく！
Osaka
話す
ははは、日本語うまくなったなぁ
Osaka
話す
前はぜんぜんあかんかったのに
LOLだろう！
大阪さん、失礼な発言はお控えめに
Osaka
話す
なんや、失礼なんかやないわ。自覚やろう？
大阪、今ひま？
Osaka
話す
めっちゃヒマやで
やった
Osaka
話す
上司達が争ってるからなぁ
Osaka
話す
もううるさくてうるさくて
カラオケ行こうか？
Osaka
話す
行く！
Osaka
話す
日本はん、つれてけなぁ！
はいOKAY!待ってくれ
またの機会を
ええ？
日本と一緒！
Osaka
話す
アメリカはん！日本つれてけよ～
Osaka
話す
全然遊んでくれへんからなぁ
変だよな！
。。。なんの羽目になっていますの、これ？！
日本
頼む
Osaka
話す
行こうよ
。。。
明日は仕事でしょうが
一緒にカラオケしょう
Osaka
話す
Ou no! shigoto yabai
あｓ；ｌｆｄｊ
Osaka
話す
poisute!
LOL
Osaka
話す
fourget shigoto yo!
。。。。
I love him
Osaka
話す
ou yea!
Yeah~
Osaka
話す
I love you, cool gai!
Osaka
話す
ホモやないけどさ
...
え！ホモじゃないぞ
え
Osaka
話す
ははは
まあ。。。
Osaka
話す
jokering nau! hahaha
別に！カラオケ行こう！
Osaka
話す
Yes! IKOU
にほん！
Osaka
話す
IKKOさんと行かへんけどなぁははは
駄じゃれは辞めてください
行かないからさびしい
。。。AH!!
Osaka
話す
Ｙｅｓ！
Pun!
分かったｘD
Osaka
話す
さみしいやわ
... Just for a few hours.
Just for a few hours.
I must return after that.
OK!
Osaka
話す
おうＹｅａｈ！
YAY!
Osaka
話す
GANBARUDE
...Osaka-san, that is not English.
根日本
ね＊
Osaka
話す
Engrish yes. GANBARU Engrish.
...yes, America-san?
大阪さんの日本語は。。。同じじゃないぞ
お願い、訳してくれ
...
Osaka
話す
大阪弁ってもっとええもんやで
...Yes, of course.
Osaka
話す
ほな、行くで
大阪くんも、教えてくれ
Osaka
話す
Let's going!
Osaka
話す
なにを？
Osaka
話す
おう、大阪弁？
Osaka
話す
ええよ
Alright!!
Osaka
話す
飲むやろ？
Osaka
話す
飲もう！
.................................
飲もう！
今俺の日曜日だから気にするないぞ
...
はいはい
Osaka
話す
Ｙａｔｔａ！
YATTA!
Osaka
話す
Allight!!!
Osaka
話す
Dlinking geemu shiyou!
D...rinking game oh ok!
Sure let's go drinking!
Korea!!
話す
HEY. I FOUND YOU.
Korea!!
話す
HERE I AM.
Korea!!
話す
SURRENDER YOUR BREASTS
Korea!!
話す
HI AMERICA
.... 
K-Korea-san?!
K-Korea-san?!
Korea!!
says
안녕!!
..... How...
How...
Korea!!
says
How what?
....Hello, Korea-san.
Korea!!
says
Hey! Even though I found you doesn't mean I like you. I'm just really bored!
Korea!!
says
And I want karma!
...I didn't think you did.
If you wish for karma, it would be wise to friend the other nations.
...China-san is here somewhere.
Korea!!
says
Really? I should find him!
Korea!!
says
Where is aniki?!
I...am sure he is here...somewhere.
England
says
Now Korea?
...Hello, England-san. It would seem the service has reached his land.
England
says
...you seem to have your hands full lately, yeah?
...not that I know why.
They seem to be appearing more and more.
Osaka
話す
O! Igirisuhan! Hellow!
Osaka
話す
英語をもっと簡単にしてくれへんかな？めっちゃ難しいよ。
England
says
A-ahh... Hello, Osaka...
Osaka
話す
Ｈｅｌｌｏｗ！
... I-I'm sorry, England-san...
I-I'm sorry, England-san...
Osaka
話す
How are you? i'm fine thank you and you?
Osaka
話す
ははは、英語ってこんなもんやな
England
says
Don't be sorry! It's been a while since I've seen Osaka...
...全然違いますが
England
says
I forgot how excitable he was.
Osaka
話す
ちゃうか？
Osaka
話す
うわぁ～英語や～
Osaka
話す
めっちゃかっこええなぁ
...sometimes I worry he is too excitable.
England
says
I'm sorry my Japanese isn't better, hahaha...
Osaka
話す
Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ ｎｏ！
Osaka
話す
Ｅｎｇｒｉｓｈでtalking ganbaru!
... No, your Japanese is just fine, England-san.
No, your Japanese is just fine, England-san.
Osaka-san...has a very specialized speech.
Osaka
話す
Teaching me engrish please!
England
says
It's good to see you, Osaka-san. I hope you are taking care of Japan.
Osaka
話す
...無理ぃぃぃｗｗｗｗ
Osaka
話す
Nihonhan good feeling yes? very ganbaru kedo
... こんなものでしたら、喋らない方が...
こんなものでしたら、喋らない方が...
Osaka
話す
Good seeing Igirisuhan! Hellow!
England
says
I could try to help teach you English if you want.
Osaka
話す
Englrish teaching please!
Osaka
話す
engrish oh coolやからteaching please!
England
says
Hai.
...I-I apologize... Even though you are so busy...
Osaka
話す
muriyari ha ha ha
England
says
I do not mind, really!
Osaka
話す
oh cool! yatta! Igirisusenseiよろしくなぁ
A-As long as it does not become inconvenience to you.
England
says
He can teach me Japanese at the same time!
Osaka
話す
なに言っているのが全然分からへんｗｗｗ
...ah...I suppose. Although...his Japanese is very...special...
England
says
Ah... Japan. What is www?
... It is internet language for laughter
It is internet language for laughter
warai = laughter, so the first letter 'w'
Osaka
話す
笑！
Osaka
話す
お笑いが得意やで～
Osaka
話す
very good joking!
...I don't think he understands you want him to teach you Japanese
England
says
Hm.
England
says
Osaka-san, will you teach Japanese to me?
England
says
Language trade?
Osaka
話す
teach japanese?
Osaka
話す
トレード？
Osaka
話す
いやぁ、商売も上手いよ. business good making!
...
England
says
Was that a no?
大阪さん、英語を教えていただく代わりに日本語を教えて差し上げてください。
He thought you meant language as a business trade.
Osaka
話す
おう！そういうことか？
Osaka
話す
ｗｗｗオーライ！
Osaka
話す
okey! teaching japanese!
England
says
Ah, I meant a trade... Like pokemon...
Osaka
話す
Otaku!!
Osaka
話す
wwww うけるぅぅぅぅ
Osaka
話す
Igirisuhan otaku!
Osaka
話す
ukeru~
Osaka
話す
demo butt okey! i teaching you japanese. you teaching me engrish yes?
England
says
Eigo for Nihongo... Toreedo...
England
says
Hai.
Osaka
話す
Toreedo! Okey! I'm good Engrish speking yah?
...
England
says
Haha! He's fun!
Osaka
話す
enjoy!
... Haa...I see.
Haa...I see.
I am glad then.
Osaka
話す
yes enjoy me!
England
says
OK !!
Osaka
話す
Yea! Orai!
England
says
Hm. Orai? Alright?
Osaka
話す
orai! alright!
England
says
Alright!
Osaka
話す
Alright!
Osaka
話す
何に対してオーライ？
Osaka
話す
よう分からへんけど、おもろいなぁ、イギリスはん
England
says
Omoroinaa... Interesting?
Osaka
話す
Intersting!
Yes...Interesting. He finds your company enjoyable.
England
says
Oh! Well, that is good then...
Osaka
話す
Americahan and Igirisuhan dorinkingu geemu let's!
England
says
Maybe later, ok?
Osaka
話す
日本はんも来て頂戴～通訳で
Osaka
話す
noooooo
Osaka
話す
nooooooooooooo tsumaranai
England
says
Prussia likes drinking too...
Osaka
話す
who that?
England
says
Prussia is Germany's brother. Puroisen?
England
says
Doitsu no aniki?
Osaka
話す
Ou! プロイセン！
Osaka
話す
知っている、知っている
England
says
....it is frustrating and cute. I cannot decide...
...
彼が可愛いと思っていらっしゃるんですか。。。
Osaka
話す
Ｏｓａｋａ
Osaka
話す
cute!
Osaka
話す
Yes, Osaka meccya cute!
England
says
Meccya te nani?
Osaka
話す
めっちゃってええ言葉やで
Osaka
話す
使うとかっこよく見えるで
Osaka
話す
meccya is good word! cool word
Osaka
話す
use people be cool word!
... It is the same as 'totemo'.
It is the same as 'totemo'.
Osaka
話す
no! bad word - dasai
England
says
Ah.
Osaka
話す
no use totemo! meccya bad
Osaka
話す
dasaaaaai
同じなんですけど。。。
England
says
I'm afraid I do not understand... I know what totemo is
Osaka-san has a very specialized speech.
He does not like regular Japanese as much.
England
says
Ah, that's right. So is meccya the same as totemo?
Yes.
Osaka
話す
めっちゃis good word!
Osaka
話す
とてもis dasai!
Osaka
話す
東京はんがよう使うやからあんま好きちゃう
Korea!!
says
I can't find aniki! 
What did you do with him??
What did you do with him??
W-what? Why you think I did anything?
Korea!!
says
You're always doing something with him!!
D-Don't say it like that...!
Korea!!
says
I'll bet you and that other island are trying to hurt him da ze!
....W-what?
What are you talking about?
Korea!!
says
I won't let you!
What are you talking about...?!
www.plurk.com/sonofheave... <--He's right there!
he just doesn't use service much
He is old, this thing is hard for him.
Korea!!
says
He disappeared three months ago?
...I saw him a few days ago, but he doesn't use this place often, no.
Korea!!
says
I should teach him! I'm hip and cool!
...Yes, perhaps so.
He is old and it is difficult for him to keep up with the younger nations.
livingsootdaze: Oh, hey, Korea
Belarus
話す
Korea, Japan is right. China was here a week ago. He even added me as a friend. He's so nice. 
Korea!!
says
Why would he add you and not me??
Korea!!
says
Cruel aniki!!
...You just now showed up, Korea-san.
Korea!!
says
He should have known!
...How is he supposed to know?
Korea!!
says
I told him!
You told him you were coming?
Korea!!
says
Of course! I told aniki, but not you!
....I see.
Perhaps that's why he's left then. 
Korea!!
says
닥치고
...
moe
...........What.
Maybe I used it wrong
oh well 
..............
....I suppose everyone has their own...definition of moe.
でも違うぞ
たぶん
...Please don't worry.
俺とイギリスらしいけどちょっと違う
まあ～
....Yes, it is different from you and England-san.
秘密だろう１？
あ；ｓｌｊｋｆだ；ｓｌｋｊｄｆ
....あっ
すみません。。。
大丈夫 
Belarus
話す
I'm sure you can find your brother. Just as I can find mine.
Belarus
話す
Are you okay Japan-sempai?
...yes.
Belarus
話す
Are you sure? 
Y-yes.
Belarus
話す
I see.
Belarus
話す
I miss you Japan-sempai, will you attend Prussia's Birthday?
Ah...yes, I hope to.
I think he's busy His boss needs him around
His boss needs him around
Prussia
話す
It's not my birthday
Prussia
話す
That's not until January where I'll have an even bigger party!
Belarus
話す
then what is the party about again? 
Osaka
話す
No! I take Japanhan to party!
Osaka
話す
NO WORK