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this is like some sorta shitty murder mystery

except

hopefully w/out all the murder

That would be a shitty murder mystery indeed, if it did not actually have a murder.

dude

are there mysteries worth solving that dont got murders

i dont think so

oh no oh no i got the wrong change for a five oh no whodunnit

But if it is a murderless murder mystery...

the mystery is

whys there no murder in this murder mystery

what life choices did it make to not be boss

This is completely insulting everything Sherlock Holmes stands for.

I'm going to have to hit you with one of his volumes tomorrow.

oh who cares

fuck him and fuck his shit

oh god

dont let him get into this

just

dont

nuh-uh we are in this already

i'll quote your dave at you to prove it

THIS IS HOW WE ARE DOING THIS

WE ARE NOW IN

THE SHIT

wow

i don't even know what to say to that

thats b/c you dont say anything

you shut up and let me talk

thats what you do

I worry that this may be illustrative of your future, Soul.

what do you mean the future

its already like that

lol

Well...

I can't catch up because I'm still stuck at "fuck sherlock holmes and his shit"

no

NO.

he's stupid

stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid so stupid

I'm starting to gather that you may believe that Holmes is stupid.

kay

i warned you guys

this is out of my hands now

dont complain later

...

let me count the ways thee be stupid

you dun got any measurements that lead people to a clue

all feeling around in places you cant see

it would be super ideal if you graced us with leaving

Are you paraphrasing as you alter the poem?

You do not paraprashe fine literature.

Miss Browning is rolling around in her grave.

no she's rolling around in a pile of lighten the hell up

ok i actually wanted to see how that one turned out

FINISH YOUR POEM

Oh, so suddenly poetry is not emo, Soul?

sure it is

but reading intentionally stupid and funny stuff doesn't make me want to brain myself

so it's all good

the internet sucks

that woulda been a great place to put some sad sad omg sad written by a windbag poetry

but hell if im writing that

i guess the one thing that does not exist on the internet is a pruple prose generator

w/e THE SENTIMENT IS TOTALLY JUST AS GOOD

this would be a perfect place to pretend i actually do like it after all and i am sooo offended

but i dont want to so whatever

Oh wow.

You two are the laziest trolls ever.

It does not just work by saying it would.

don't say that!

Then they might learn from you and where would we be?

i like how you guys are always like STOP BEING A JERK ONLINE STOP IT LEAVE ME ALONE AAAH

and now its

YOURE NOT ENOUGH OF A JERK OMG OMG YOU SUCK AAAH BE MEAN TO SOMEONE AWW

That is not at all representative of my style of vocalization.

yeah sorry

all i hear is 'derp derp derp'

PFFFF HAHA

yeah that was

good job

hehe