Ah, for the first time in far to long, I am back writing the story that I began thirteen years ago. It is comforting and familier.
To aid me in this I have large amounts of tea and toast.
Good times.
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what your story is about?
Oh, vampires, evil wizards and the unifying themes of 'everybody is a dick' and 'finders keepers, loosers weepers.'
That and its also basically a retrospective on obsessive personalitise and family based agression.
Sounds like my kinda story!
How far through it,are you?
Oh lord, not far at all. I've only begun writing it properly in the last year - on and off even then.
I just have to get the material down to paper really. The time line is set and now just needs to be fleshed out.
If I'm any judge I'll have it finished in about ten years.
Good things come to those who... 
Its a hobby more than anything.
Like picking up other peoples toenails.
Thats a hobby.
........
NOT ONE OF MINE YOU UNDERSTAND!
I just said it for, er, interest, yeah, interest.
Funny things those otherpeoplewhoarenotme do, huh?
Yeah yeah. I believe you... 