>>locked to karkat<<
not dead dave
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yeah ok anyway
not dead dave
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i got questions i havent been able to ask so i guess this is a good place
not dead dave
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since
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you have such a super hard time not touching me i mean j3gus its like im a magnet and youre the computer wiped by it
not dead dave
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or if theres
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dave withdrawal if there isnt enough id believe that one
C ♋ G
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GOOD GOD, DAVE
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JUST BECAUSE YOUR EGO CAN REVERSE REALITY DOES NOT MAKE IT TRUE IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM
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ITS YOU WITH THE POOR IMPULSE CONTROL, NOT ME
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IT'S A WELL KNOWN HUMAN WEAKNESS AND I DO NOT ENVY YOU FOR IT.
not dead dave
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lol ok
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dude i dont even care about debating that shit it just felt wrong to miss a good opportunity
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my point is actually very important, ok
C ♋ G
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WELL, I CAN BELIEVE THAT HAPPENS OCCASIONALLY.
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BUT UNFORTUNATELY GIVEN THE TIMING
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I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO HEAR THIS OUT WITH TREPEDATION
not dead dave
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dude
not dead dave
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look all i wanna know is whats even going on here
not dead dave
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sorry its a human weakness i cant just say fuck whatever and throw cards
not dead dave
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42 pickup is the lamest
not dead dave
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esp if you get papercuts
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you gonna give me any papercuts dude
C ♋ G
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UHH I WAS NOT PLANNING ON IT AND THAT IS A VERY ODD METAPHOR TO BEGIN WITH.
not dead dave
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really its just hilarious
not dead dave
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obv when you did that dont hit on chicks memo it was coz you wanted me all to yourself
not dead dave
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all the dave
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can you handle all of the dave?
C ♋ G
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THAT IS BULLSHIT AND YOU KNOW IT
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BUT IN REGARDS AS TO WHETHER OR NOT I COULD 'HANDLE IT'
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I BELIEVE THAT IS WHY YOU THOUGHT TALKING WITHOUT A MEMO WOULD FAIL?
not dead dave
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lol ok i walked into that one
not dead dave
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wait wtf am i saying
not dead dave
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god i cant admit that shit just pretend i didnt ok
not dead dave
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its the respectful thing to do
C ♋ G
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YEAH I THINK WE CROSSED THE EVENT HORIZON OF RESPECT AND DISRESPECT A DAMN LONG TIME AGO
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HERE'S WHAT I'LL DO
C ♋ G
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I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE BUT WILL REFERENCE IT SOMEDAY JUST ONCE IN A PERFECT CONTEXT
not dead dave
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what is that like a deal with the devil
not dead dave
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okay fine whatever
not dead dave
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but come on
not dead dave
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my question is actually serious okay
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we need to actually think about it as opposed to our usual retarded bullshit
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i mean am i supposed to hold up some dumb troll stuff here
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do i need to practice with a bucket
C ♋ G
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DISTURBING MENTAL IMAGES ASIDE
not dead dave
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haha
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NO SHUT UP DON'T LAUGH LET ME TALK
not dead dave
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you mean theres times when you dont
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OH MY GOD
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SHUT THE HELL UP FOR A MINUTE
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YOU REALIZE THAT EVERY TIME I START TO THINK YOU MIGHT BE A NICER GUY THAN YOU SEEM
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OR NOT A JERK
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YOU GO AND REITERATE THOSE OPINIONS AGAIN?
not dead dave
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yeah same at you buster
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WELL IT'S A GOOD THING
not dead dave
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so yeah holding troll bullshit
C ♋ G
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HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAVE
not dead dave
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oh come on
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like you actually want that
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i can see through your games sooo easily now
not dead dave
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i mean even i know this sentence is crass but
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i think once youve gotten a hand down a guys pants he kinda loses any and all bluff
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ONCE
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THAT WAS ONCE
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COUNT IT OUT AND I'LL REPEAT THE WORD AGAIN
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O
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N
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C
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E
not dead dave
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dont matter
not dead dave
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still counts those are the rules
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its just how life works dont fight against it
not dead dave
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young padawan you will understand nothing if you do not explore the ways of the force
C ♋ G
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OKAY
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I'M GOING TO ASSUME THAT RETARDED REFERENCE WAS FROM SOME STUPID EARTH MOVIE
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IT MAKES NO SENSE
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BUT
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ARE YOU ACTUALLY SUGGESTING THAT I WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
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UNLESS I ATTEMPT TO CIRCUMVENT THE BASES AND GO FOR THIRD
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DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK I AM THAT STUPID?
not dead dave
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nah
C ♋ G
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BESIDES
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THAT PARTICULAR THING IS YOUR FAULT ANYWAY
C ♋ G
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MISTER NO NEVER MIND NOT NOW
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I MEAN
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WHAT WAS THAT EVEN ABOUT IN THE FIRST PLACE?
not dead dave
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i dunno man
not dead dave
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i dont really wanna throw up super deep thoughts and stuff without knowing the happening right now
not dead dave
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wtf
not dead dave
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throw OUT
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tho i guess either is fitting at this point
C ♋ G
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CONSIDERING I HAVE NO IDEA, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP YOU ON THAT ONE
not dead dave
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>us
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help US
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ALRIGHT, YES, FINE.
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BUT REALLY
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I AM PRETTY SURE YOU HUMANS WANT TO CONVERT US TO YOUR WAYS OF ROMANCE RATHER THAN OURS
not dead dave
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assuming that is stupid
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because you know what im trying here
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if you dont think i am then quite honestly just fuck off
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i mean ive even been reading up onthis shit ive got a handle on the basics
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UHH
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WELL, NOW I FEEL LIKE THE BIGGEST JERK.
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SORRY FOR THAT
not dead dave
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yeah its cool as long as you dont assume things ok
not dead dave
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you promise not to assume things ill promise to stop calling it bullshit so much
C ♋ G
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FAIR TRADE
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BUT IF YOU HAVE 'GRASPED THE BASICS' AS YOU SAY
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THEN I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU ARE LEANING TOWARDS SOMETHING
not dead dave
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yeah you sure know how to make a guy put his heart on his sleeve
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YES, WELL, I HAVE DONE IT FIRST
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NINE DAYS AGO.
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YOU KNOW. WHEN THIS STARTED.
not dead dave
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ok no that was like hormones or something
not dead dave
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doesnt count in this area
not dead dave
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counts in some but not this one
C ♋ G
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GOD, FINE.
not dead dave
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but like
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you guys are all babiesbabiesbabies gottamakebabies babies babies
not dead dave
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im sorry but your biological imperative is not ours
not dead dave
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so i cant really decide a thing by reproduction okay
C ♋ G
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WELL, WHATEVER
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LOOK AT IT WITHOUT THAT, THEN. WITH EXPECTATIONS OF A HUMAN RELATIONSHIP APPLIED TO OUR GRID
C ♋ G
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THERE IS NO REASON TO NOT COMPROMISE
C ♋ G
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SOMETIMES THAT IS VERY FITTING
not dead dave
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yeah i dont know
not dead dave
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man this is turning out stupid
not dead dave
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i kinda just wanted to know if this has got meaning or not
C ♋ G
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WHETHER OR NOT IT WOULD FOR YOU, IT DOES HAVE MEANING FOR ME.
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A MEANING THAT I AM VERY FOND OF HONESTLY
not dead dave
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yeah
not dead dave
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i just have trouble with
not dead dave
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like
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dude if we do this i dont wanna share
not dead dave
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i think you guys pretty much depend on that
not dead dave
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biological imperatives and stuff
C ♋ G
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I CANNOT PUT GAMZEE IN THE COLD
C ♋ G
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OTHERWISE, WHATEVER
not dead dave
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eh that doesnt matter for me
not dead dave
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and anyway going "lol no" would be like serial killer rampage 2.0
not dead dave
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i dont get off on that kinda crap
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THANK YOU.
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ALRIGHT
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WHAT WOULD BE A SUITABLE HUMAN TERM FOR WHAT YOU ARE THINKING ABOUT
not dead dave
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uhh idk
not dead dave
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whatever fuck this indecision shit
not dead dave
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look ill just say youre my boyfriend or something and you can hit me if you dont like it at that time
C ♋ G
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"OR SOMETHING"
not dead dave
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no
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I'M FINE BY THAT, ANYWAY. THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO BE
not dead dave
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lol wow
not dead dave
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wtf am i getting into if you think thats a way to put it right now
C ♋ G
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OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT INSTEAD?
C ♋ G
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I WOULD REALLY NEED TO KNOW, DAVE.
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THIS IS ALL VERY CONFUSING FOR ME AND I WILL ADMIT THAT I AM LOST.
not dead dave
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dont sweat it
not dead dave
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im pretty sure ill get confused too so hey
not dead dave
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lol you set your thing to complicated
not dead dave
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guess so huh