How about you come rub mine?

Only if yours is furry and lavinder sented.

It is everything you could ever wish for.

Rubs enthusiastically

enjoys thoroughly

it spits in my face

I lick it off

Kinky Bitch

You can lick something else if you like.

Oh? What's that?

I have lickable wallpaper - stole it from the Wonka factory.

Oh God XDDDDDD

Oooooohh! When were you at the factory? What flavour is it?

Its rubbarb and custard. I went on one of those 'bring your kids to work days'

Haha!! That's fantastic.

lol nice