dont play me for a fool because im no tool

14 years ago

9 to 5 ill take you to school

14 years ago

so dont fake it or you wont make it

14 years ago

this aint no trade and im not gonna fade

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14 years ago

we're all just dismayed by your cliche and frayed stupid foray

14 years ago

but lets drop that rhyme i dont got the time so houray hurrah they're all gonna applaud

14 years ago

coz all you can seek is a weak attempt at becoming a strider

14 years ago

but even the bravery puts you into favour when you try to take down the man

14 years ago

clap clap is not a trap and yet i claimed their confusion?

14 years ago

well i say it above and i'll say it below

14 years ago

most can't go with the flow

14 years ago

...

14 years ago

holy shit its a jade ok lets cut off that display

14 years ago

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can i do this!!

14 years ago

i was sad so i got mad and that was really bad!

14 years ago

maybe a tad but dont you forget

14 years ago

dave strider gives in to no fads

14 years ago

so lets take this duet and let nobody fret

14 years ago

umm...

14 years ago

i'm always glad we met, it's a good bet?

14 years ago

dont forget but dont fret too

14 years ago

even if i get mean! in the end i can see...

14 years ago

im always lucky to have met

14 years ago

you...

14 years ago

yep and if you wind it around this guy is found

14 years ago

to always break sound ...

14 years ago

uhh

14 years ago

DO NOT BE AFRAID TO MAKE THAT TRADE AND GIVE NO SCOWL. REPRIEVE THOSE GRIEVOUS FOWLS .I AM LAYING IT HEAVY ENOUGH THAT YOU MAY NEED A TROWEL

14 years ago

BUT IT FITS SO GO AHEAD AND SIT THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO TRICKS WOW I'M GETTING LAME

14 years ago

LET US NOT PUT THAT TO FAME JUST GET MY POINT IT'S JUST THE SAME

14 years ago

BE FRIENDS AGAIN OR WE ALL MAY HAVE TO SEND SOME LOGIC DOWN EASY STREET TO PREVENT IDIOTIC FEATS

14 years ago

ahaha

14 years ago

omg

14 years ago

WHAT.

14 years ago

WHAT DID I APPARENTLY DO WRONG.

14 years ago

nooo! not wrong 8(

14 years ago

haha

14 years ago

DAVE

14 years ago

DO NOT MAKE ME SHOOT YOU

14 years ago

OR SOME SIMILAR THREAT OF POOR FATE

14 years ago

karkat's got all the facts yeah sometimes he can even talk smack but its totally abstract

14 years ago

because like all the trolls he doesnt even know how to roll out that sound

14 years ago

and just go all out on the town

14 years ago

makin all the chumps look like clowns

14 years ago

but that's in a slump lets just jump to the assets at hand

14 years ago

coz thump-thump-thump the heart makes all the lame sounds

14 years ago

WAIT

14 years ago

WHAT?

14 years ago

i guess he cant understand and thats too bad coz we're gonna go for another

14 years ago

it's no trouble not even with a fumble to just lay out that fame

14 years ago

and give super praise

14 years ago

for jade she's totally got it made

14 years ago

so stick around harley dont run from my antics

14 years ago

get the picture?

14 years ago

dude its totally in the scripture

14 years ago

...

14 years ago

no gtfo

14 years ago

Make me. 8888)

14 years ago

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/has banned says8 from the memo

14 years ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH (LOOK AT THAT, VRISKA, I COUNTED IT OUT JUST FOR YOU)

14 years ago

WOW

14 years ago

YOU REALIZE SHE WILL LIKELY HATE YOU NOW RIGHT

14 years ago

/PAST VRISKA HAS JOINED THE MEMO

14 years ago

8CTUALLY, you are just assuming I would care.

14 years ago

oh ok

14 years ago

well i know i dont so go fuck off

14 years ago

/has banned PAST-says8 from the memo

14 years ago

WOW

14 years ago

YOU KNOW NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT

14 years ago

WHY HAVE WE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE

14 years ago

NONE OF US. EVER.

14 years ago

who knows

14 years ago

maybe coz it makes sense

14 years ago

nobodys into sense around here its like its some fatality

14 years ago

shit have we got booster shots nope no immunity

14 years ago

coz

14 years ago

no sense to make them

14 years ago

also its not my fault she told me to do it

14 years ago

that means i was super nice actually

14 years ago

idk that chick gets off on weird stuff i mean whats all those magic balls for

14 years ago

someone better check it

14 years ago

the answers would be the same but the tone totally different

14 years ago

YEAH OKAY THAT UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE? THAT'S YOU GOING TOO FAR

14 years ago

yeah thats why i default to "ok"

14 years ago

i could say enough shit shed have to check into a burn ward

14 years ago

but nah

14 years ago

also if youre saying theres a time this guy could go too far

14 years ago

omg where did you go not this reality there is never too much strider

14 years ago

WOW

14 years ago

IS THIS MY LIFE NOW

14 years ago

BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SITTING HERE TRYING TO DECIDE IF IT COUNTS AS DOMESTIC ABUSE IF I FIND A WAY TO MAKE IT SO YOU CANT USE YOUR HANDS

14 years ago

14 years ago

there are so many things wrong with that statement let me count the ways

14 years ago

1> iShades come on pay attention

14 years ago

2 - yeah pretty sure you wouldnt anyway

14 years ago

NEVER MIND

14 years ago

NEVER MIND I NEVER MADE THAT STATEMENT DO NOT EXPAND ANY EMBARRASSING THOUGHT PATHS

14 years ago

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all it does is clue people in if you say dont go embarrassing

14 years ago

'cept then imaginations run wild

14 years ago

WHO CARES

14 years ago

CHRIST WHERE DID EVERYONE GO YOU ARE LEAVING ME TO SUFFER, PEOPLE

14 years ago

AT LEAST TETHER ME A LITTLE SO I CANT KEEP TWISTING IN THE WIND

14 years ago

/future-says8 has joined the MEMO

14 years ago

I am pretty sure that is why no8ody is chiming in.

14 years ago

It's pretty entert8ining to watch.

14 years ago

ok if you dont care

14 years ago

why are you here

14 years ago

Whatever. I have my reasons.

14 years ago

ok whatever

14 years ago

im bored of banning you

14 years ago

Oh, that is wonderful to hear.

14 years ago

For one very specific reason.

14 years ago

OH, I BET THIS WILL BE GREAT TO HEAR.

14 years ago

REALLY I AM COUNTING THE SECONDS BEFORE YOU BRIGHTEN MY LIFE WITH A LITTLE WISDOM

14 years ago

Oh, are you really?

14 years ago

Let me help with that.

14 years ago

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88888888!

14 years ago

7...

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ok thats dedication

14 years ago

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4...!

14 years ago

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AND A 2

14 years ago

AND A 1

14 years ago

AND SEE YOU L8TER, IDIOTS

14 years ago

/F-says8 has banned herself from the memo

14 years ago

...

14 years ago

Well...

14 years ago

That was certainly an involved display of showmanship.

14 years ago

Completely unnecessary, but what can you do, I suppose.

14 years ago

did that even have a fucking point

14 years ago

or did she just decide moses had a great idea and started a flood

14 years ago

...Dave.

14 years ago

Do you even realize how badly you screwed that one up?

14 years ago

w/e

14 years ago

thats the way it shoulda gone

14 years ago

Care to expand on why?

14 years ago

b/c he's a chump

14 years ago

Moses was... a chump.

14 years ago

yeah thats what i said i dont need to rehear it

14 years ago

come on all that happened was some dude got a megaphone and weather.com

14 years ago

ten day forecast of suck lets do this bitch lets do such an epic troll itll beat rick astley

14 years ago

Do you actually know anything about these stories?

14 years ago

dont care

14 years ago

so it was like

14 years ago

lets use this megaphone and talk from some mysterious place oh no im god listen to my wail

14 years ago

I think that a device such as that would have been beyond their technology.

14 years ago

thats if you believe everthing you hear

14 years ago

come on atlantis gave out the weirdest shit it was probably in a bonus bag along with locusts

14 years ago

...my head hurts.

14 years ago

what i like is how you think im actually serious about any of this

14 years ago

What I like is how you think you fooled me when I am only pretending.

14 years ago

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

14 years ago

You may want to alter your question.

14 years ago

It ought to be "what is wrong with everyone else"

14 years ago

yeah man

14 years ago

ALRIGHT, BUT PUTTING THAT ASIDE

14 years ago

I FIND IT A LITTLE SAD THAT ONE OF ANOTHER CULTURE AND SPECIES KNOWS BETTER THAN ALL THIS

14 years ago

BECAUSE UH

14 years ago

WOW

14 years ago

IT WAS FUCKING NOAH, YOU DOUCHEBAGS

14 years ago

dont care

14 years ago

he was worse i made the story better with some other guy

14 years ago

...

14 years ago

yeah thats right

14 years ago

hold silence at my awesome

14 years ago

Generally, one holds science at a death.

14 years ago

You may want 'marvel' instead, as I doubt your cool is going to expire anytime soon.

14 years ago

w/e

14 years ago

youre like a walking textbook so if i mess up you fix it and then i look good coz you spent time on my shit

14 years ago

IS IT JUST ME OR DOES THAT SOUND SOMEWHAT PARASITIC?

14 years ago

ignoring that but oh man

14 years ago

was that a freudian slip up there okay i just saw it