I have successfully made the long, arduous journey to the library
I got my ass off the comfy couch, made the tough decision to wear a dress and boots, cautiously went down my stairs imagining myself falling
I made the perilous trek through hobo garden
no one around but ninja squirrels
until, finally, I reached the peak of the VU and looked below at the glorious view of the bay
Thinking "I wish I wasn't in this building"
and clearly I am still not working.