I have successfully made the long, arduous journey to the library

I got my ass off the comfy couch, made the tough decision to wear a dress and boots, cautiously went down my stairs imagining myself falling

to my death

I made the perilous trek through hobo garden

no one around but ninja squirrels

until, finally, I reached the peak of the VU and looked below at the glorious view of the bay

Thinking "I wish I wasn't in this building"

and that's my story.

and clearly I am still not working.