because I'm gonna bang you on the coffee table!

thanks to ori0n for that new gem!

no problem brother

Hah! Let us know if it works!

hahahaha That's a good one. Now I just need a coffee table and I can use it too

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hey Tess....

hey Tess, I'll bring one with me.

Coffee tables are generally low and not very sturdy. I'd suggest banging said misguided female on the dinner table.

what ever happened to making love, eh? A little foreplay, why's it gotta be banging?

Why's it always gotta be making love? Huh? What's wrong with a little randy fucking in the church tower every now and again?

Hot, sweaty, nasty Discover Channel grope grappling?

I don't really give two shits about this issue, but that was fun.

I'm not much of a "banger" myself unless asked or commanded or whatever. Slow hand. 'Nuff said.

commanded? puts on the leather bustier

eyes widen Well sometimes, you know, requests turn into loud angry shouts, or commands. I'm not going into detail.

There are levels to sex:
making love, sex, fucking, being distinct levels, with even more subtleties in between

maelstorme church tower? Methinks you owe me a story...

If there is a story, I too would like to hear it, but dirty raunchy sex = yeah

No church tower, only the carpeted steps leading up to the sanctuary balcony. And no sex, just bared bits and heavy petting.

And now we return you to Dora the Explorer.

in SCRANTON????

I've heard so many stories from different PKs about busting their cherries on hallowed ground. It's a seriously twisted anomaly.

Dude, watch the backpack and shut up. I think the fox with the mask is coming!

MAELSTROM!!!!!!!!!

Hey Nivs. Check this out. I don't think the fox is going to give them back their crap this time.

Maaaaan... he did. Bitch ass fox...

I lolled so hard at this maelstorme

I think boning on an alter'd be fun

Car hoods get no love...

No, but back seats are good, especailly SUV's where the trunk and back seat fold down flat.

Boning on a carhood with a sprained ankle was fucking hard.. especially in the snow

Hahaha... I got it OriOn

and I'm a little too short to bend anybody over that well

The correct term is "Fun-sized"

looks away from cartoons Does barrel-shaped count as fun-sized?

look at it this way... ifyou got a barrell shaped "fun sized" snickers, happy? I think so

What ever happened to David the Gnome? I liked that show. I never learned any Spanish, but it was pretty good.

That show was pretty good, it came on after The Little Koala.

smiles Yep.

Spanish? There was Spanish on David the Gnome? I just remember he was a vet and rode a fox. And someone turned orange from eating carrots.

it sad that I remember watching that as a kid too?

Sad? Heck no, David the Gnome was the bomb. Do people still say "the bomb"?

kaboom!

I do, Tess

As a side note, it seems to me that David the Gnome was originally in spanish and dubbed into English.

really? I've been oblivious this whole time. Also, I love that the banging on the coffee table discussion got hijacked...

...by David the Gnome

We took turns banging him on the coffee table. Just to ruin Shane's childhood.

then we gangbanged The entire cast of Pinwheel

sweet hot puppet love?

you can't do that on television

you're right, we did it on pay-per-view, right after we saluted your shorts!

george_gavalas we used a new keyword: "LUBE"

suddenly worried about this change of events

LMAO @ the Pinwheel comment

God knows what you scallywags did to the cast of Eureka's Castle...

or Today's Special...