I SAW BREAKING DAWN. BE WHITE WITH JELOUSY (GET IT? THEIR ALMOST AS PALE AS EGIA?)

Santa eats twilight books in cookies. OHHHHH

TWILIGHT VAMPIRES SUCK THE COOKIES OUTA SANTA

WRONG. they don't drink human blood because they're wussies >:]

WELL SO IS SANTTA HE DOESNT DRINK BLOOD PERIOD

TWILIGHT VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE BLOOD......I think o.o

santa doesn't have sex with a vampire ooooo jk

As far as we know......

lol ikr

GO CAREY x] new respect for u lol

lol thx

TOSHIRO

you can't hug a tohsiro >:]

you can hug a taylor lautner tho

ikr nd u canmake robert pattison break a headboard

rofl x] only if yor a mopey teenage girl

yeah but taylor lautner will never want to hug you marygrace ;D

D:

Stewie says you suck

^-^

I be green

hehehehe