WOW. I did NOT expect that when I clicked the link!

laughs, cool huh?

VERY! I just shared the link with a few kids I know!

no wonder they became extinct

really, they probably popped.

"The Mesozoic Era was filled with the sounds of tectonic plates shifting and dinosaurs popping."

haha!

I guess clubs were pretty useless against them

The best defense back then was static electricity.

what happens if a balloon animal shuffles its feet on the carpet

It develops a magnetic personality?

In the days of the balloon animal T-Rex, there were no doorknobs.

birds would fly by and stick to it

I love the mental imagery of this plurk.