What will we get our turkeys on?

Our plates.

oh ... can I get on a turkey?

Sure! Just watch out for the forks.

Miss Nika goes to war on a turkey
Miss Nika is a Thought-Werk quite perky
And she will see the world
And she will jump and whirl

Miss Nika is a friend to keep, OK?

giggles and starts dancing.

Captain, it is not a day for war ... it is a day for thanking, yes? Silly softie-pinksies ... I like you. I must study you much.

hands the penguin a fish

What about war against cold-heartedness, social blindness and other bad things?

eats the fish

cold-hearted-lalalalalalalalala?

hands Nika some cranberry sauce

...how Miss Nika every now and then goes off into lalalalala land

tries to smile and lets the turkey she is sitting on top of eat it.

the cranberry sauce ...

Psst! DennyKozlov! Miss Nika can't process words with more than three sillables!

cocks her head "Mister Denny ... would you like some of the sauces Sir Gobbles won't eat?"

StereoNacht: oh is that what it is? Well, it's charming, in any case.

Robotnika: sure! I love cranberries! Thankee kindly, miss.

It is a fault that I cannot process long words, but I try my best. Captain, how can bulls be silly?

hands Mister Denny Sir Gobbles' leftovers ... and hands the penguin another fish

Bulls get silly when they go "moo-moo-moo-chip"!

giggles wickedly "And then, we tip them?"

sneaks up behind a bull and pushes, but to no avail. Maybe a fiver?

no no... push them from the side!

Oh! *She pushes it from the side but the he-cow still won't budge.*

sits with Sir Gobbles and watches as she feeds him popcorn

backs up and gets a running start....

I think it's "the cow jumped over the moon" not "the Devnet jumped over the bull"

giggles and runs full force into the bull...causing it to sway slightly.

You sure that bull is not a stuffed effigy? usually they object violently to that sort of treatment.

tips her sack of corn downward, finding it empty. She then climbs atop Sir Gobbles ... who collapses into sleep.

cocks her at at Mr. Denny, pulls a pin from her belt and sticks the bull in the rump, causing him to jump and run, directly at Miss Nika.

yells.."Miss Nika! Scamper!" She whispers to Denny, "I think he's real."

eeps and screams so shrilly that it startles the bull, who runs off in a safe direction. With the coast clear, she pats a groggy Sir

Gobbles, who happily goes back to sleep.

claps at Miss Nika's cunning plan.

LOL--maybe not the safest way of doing that...

But effective, no?

raises a painted brow "Shhhhh! Sir Gobbles needs his rest."

zips her lips closed and dances off the turkey pounds.