Hahaha! You are genuinely the only person on mine who isn't.

carly is all her fault! XD

Haha, Medlock you're a fag hag!

... And?

Does that mean you can cast spells?

Hags are like witches right?

*Right?*

Yes. Yes this is true... However, hags are also normally old and warty and ugly, but I am none of these things.

I wonder if Anton will turn up with a shit witch comment.

Well, I'd love to supply one. For me to do so with all the correct gravitas you should tell me the story behind that.

I shan't because it's silly.

Go on.

You know you want to.

Nuh-uh.

I'll be your friend.

You're already my friend!

I'll.... do things to you?

What things?

Things with knifes and rusty spoons if you dont tell me young lady!

Its that or the belt.

Oh ... I... I don't think I like those things..

Then you got som 'splainin' to do.

I shall not 'splain nuttin!

Why, I aughta!