Or you, yes I'd definatly settle with killing you

Jared

before myself.

Just to let you know I know you're watching me you greasy fucknosed wank stain.

Die in a fire.

You've left your cake a bit late, honey.

I know, but in all my years I've never eaten a christmas cake actually at christmas - despite my mums best efforts

so at least I'm continuing the family tradition.

Gotcha! thumbs up