The other night, I had a dream where we went to Central Park and Nicolas Cage drove an ice cream van. It was odd.
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DON'T GET IN THE VAN WITH HIM.
It wasn't just any ice cream truck.
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It was The Big Gay Ice Cream Van ,and yes, that is actually a thing.
NYC is a weird place, okay?
There's also the Flying Dutchman, which is a french fry truck.
I've heard of that ice cream truck before, actually. asldkfjsldk
Yep :B
It was the weirdest dream.
I was being chased by something and then suddenly everything is all cheery and the ice cream van shows up.
I pause for a moment, buy an ice cream from Nic Cage, and then go back to running for my life.