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is
>>locked to dave<<
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YEAH
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I'M JUST GOING TO PUT THIS OVER HERE IN THIS CORNER LIKE THE STUPID PERSON I AM
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I FORGOT TWITTER CAN GET PRETTY FREAKING HARD WITH PMS EVENTUALLY
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PROBABLY ESPECIALLY FOR A BLIND DUDE. SORRY.
not dead dave
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haha dude its ok
not dead dave
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as screwy as it sounds i dont think about it that much either
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i mean why would i this stuff is the only place i can do whatever i want still
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YEAH I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE
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...ALSO FUCKING WOW I HAD AN UNFORTUNATELY MISTYPING UP THERE.
not dead dave
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what
not dead dave
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wait
not dead dave
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ahahaha
not dead dave
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yeah PMS would sure make a lot of things hard for a dude
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AND A LITTLE BIT CONFUSING FOR ME
not dead dave
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oops
not dead dave
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my next revelation was gonna be im a girl tough break i guess
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THAT WOULD BE AN INEFFICIENT AND WORTHLESS ATTEMPT AT TROLLING
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CONSIDERING
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I THINK EVEN A GODDAMN MORON WOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW
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oh god
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theres no arguing with that one i guess
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HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT
not dead dave
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what
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I AM ONLY ASSUMING HUMAN ANATOMY, AREN'T I
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TEXTBOOK READING AND ONE PARTICULAR EXAMPLE OF DEMONSTRATIONS
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WHO KNOWS, MAYBE ALL I THOUGHT YOU WERE TEACHING ME ACTUALLY IS WRONG
not dead dave
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hjkdskj
not dead dave
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okay asshole
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says
keep that joke up and you wont get any
not dead dave
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uh
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demonstrations for a good long while
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YEAH, LIKE THAT WOULD EVEN HAPPEN.
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I MEAN, COME ON
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IT'S PRETTY MUCH BEEN PROVEN INTO THE GROUND THAT IF I PUT MY HAND DOWN YOUR PANTS YOU PRETTY MUCH DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT
not dead dave
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thats weakness exploitation thats what it is
not dead dave
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also its completely untrue so stfu
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HAHA, SURE, SO UNTRUE.
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I JUST HAVE A PRETTY DAMN GOOD IMAGINATION THEN, DON'T I
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BASED ON MY PREVIOUS EXPERT KNOWLEDGE OF HUMANS RANKED AT MINUS TEN PERCENT
not dead dave
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im not like representative of all dudes you know
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im so much cooler what works with my probably doesnt elsewhere
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WHO CARES
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I SURE DON'T, THEY DON'T APPLY TO ME
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IT'S NOT LIKE WE DO THOSE THINGS ALL THAT DANG MUCH ANYWAY
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JUST MAKING OUT. LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF MAKING OUT.
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DID I MENTION LOTS YET
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BECAUSE THERE IS SURE A HECK OF A LOT OF LOTS
not dead dave
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man is this like
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how you dish out the dirt if someone asks you
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YEP, PRETTY MUCH.
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NO, THAT'S A LIE.
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BUT YOU'VE GOT A BETTER WAY?
not dead dave
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yep
not dead dave
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its called "dont act like a fucktard"
not dead dave
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its a great blanket solution to a bunch of stuff
not dead dave
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you know youre great ab out all that stuff though right i mean have i said that
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I DON'T KNOW? I MEAN, I GUESS I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE REFERENCING IT, SO. IT'S A LITTLE HARD FOR ME TO JUDGE.
not dead dave
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yeah sorry i mean i dont really know how to talk about it anyway
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except i'm sort of expected to by 'being cool' which isn't cool of anyone else at all
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its like well ok do you get any gist of human stupidity with this stuff from all our dumb movies
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I DON'T KNOW, KIND OF. IT'S REALLY SO FAR DIFFERENT FROM TROLLS IT'S A LITTLE HARD TO GUESS IT WHEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR
not dead dave
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yeah especially since you wouldnt be looking for movies on that right
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YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.
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BUT UH, I MEAN. I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER TOLD YOU TROLL...
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UHH
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I DON'T MEAN EXPECTATIONS, UH....
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WELL I DON'T THINK I'VE TOLD YOU MUCH
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ok tell me because i really do actually want to hear this
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UHHH
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WELL, UHHH.... I GUESS THIS EXPLAINS THE PAIL THING TOO, A LITTLE ANYWAY.
not dead dave
says
oh ok so this is one of those things thats gonna make me feel like a great big tool
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AHAHAHA UH
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OKAY UHH ARE YOU IN FOR A STORY THAT ACTUALLY MIGHT UNSETTLE YOU BUT CONSIDERING I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANY TROLL IT DOES NOT UNSETTLE
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YEAH
not dead dave
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okay lets hear it
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i wanna know how big a tool i really am
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ALRIGHT
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SEE YOU'VE CALLED IT "DIFFERENT BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVES" BEFORE AND I GUESS YOU'RE KIND OF RIGHT
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WHICH FUCKING SUCKS
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IT'S SO "IMPERATIVE" THAT GENDERS DO NOT EXIST TO THE FUCKING EQUATION, THOUGH I FEEL IT'S PRETTY DAMN WEIRD IT DOES FOR YOU HUMANS
not dead dave
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okay yeah that doesnt alarm me about our physical relationship at all i swear it doesnt
not dead dave
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or bring up any questions im too fucking awkward to ask about
not dead dave
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yah im totally cool here
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OH JESUS
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DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT SOME ASSHOLE OR ANYTHING, NOBODY GETS PREGNANT AROUND HERE EITHER
not dead dave
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ok thank fucking god
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I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE I UNDERSTAND HOW THAT EVEN WORKS FOR YOU PEOPLE
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BUT AS YOU DON'T EXACTLY HAVE A UTERUS
not dead dave
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oh god
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YEAH IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN TO US ASSHOLES
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I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THE HUMAN GIRLS ACTUALLY BUT IT'S NOT LIKE WE NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ANY OF THAT RIGHT NOW ANYWAY
not dead dave
says
ok lets just sit around discussing how fertile my sister might be to the troll penis
not dead dave
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thats totally how i went to spend my fucking day
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DOESN'T PREGNANCY MAKE YOU PEOPLE ALL HORMONAL AND SHIT THOUGH
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IT'D DO US A FAVOUR IF NOBODY KNOCKED HER UP I MEAN DO WE REALLY WANT TO SEE HER THAT IMBALANCED
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AGAIN
not dead dave
says
ok so i see we're actually doing this conversation then
not dead dave
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but im gonna start doing the virtual equivalent of sticking my fingers in my ears and humming
not dead dave
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so basically this is just you yourself talking about her with this and she would love it im sure
not dead dave
says
sooo much
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YOU KNOW WHAT
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EVEN I CAN TELL I'M SAYING SHIT SHE WOULD KILL ME FOR BUT IT'S LIKE I CAN'T STOP
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ITS SOME SORT OF WORD VOMIT DIARRHEA (YES BOTH OF THEM) THAT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
not dead dave
says
go back to the pails then i can probably wordvomit too i bet
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HAHAHA MISERY LOVES COMPANY RIGHT
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OKAY FINE
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WOW.
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OKAY.
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THIS IS PRETTY FUCKING AWKWARD TO THINK ABOUT EXPLAINING, ACTUALLY.
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OUR BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE IS TO ULTIMATELY CARRY FORWARD OUR GENETIC MATERIAL
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WHICH, PRETTY DUH.
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YEAH BUT YOU HUMANS HAVE IT FUCKING EASY I MEAN WHAT YOU JUST STICK SOMETHING UP THERE AND IT HAPPENS
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I MEAN HOLY SHIT I'D PAY TO HAVE IT THAT EASY
not dead dave
says
wow
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YEAH, WOW YOURSELF.
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THOUGH IT IS PRETTY FUCKING NICE TO FIND, THOSE TROLL QUADRANTS EXIST FOR A REASON
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EXCEPT WE DON'T HAVE THAT REASON ANYMORE SO THAT IS PROBABLY WHY YOU FUCKERS ARE SCREWING OUR ROMANCE UP SO MUCH AND VICA VERSA
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BY WHICH I MEAN YOU AND ME, WE'RE SCREWING IT UP FOR EVERYONE ELSE AND IT'S GREAT I MEAN IT'S A BIG FLIPOFF TO ALL THIS SHIT
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AND THE TROLL EMPRESS I MEAN I REALLY SHOULDN'T WRITE THIS IN CASE SHE MANAGES TO COME AROUND BUT WHO THE HELL CARES RIGHT NOW RIGHT
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IT'S NOT LIKE SHE WOULD BE SECRETLY HIDING IN SOME OTHER DAMN SOCIETY OR SOMETHING I
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MEAN WHAT WOULD SHE EVEN DO PRETEND TO RUN SOME HUMAN EMPIRE SO SHE STILL GETS HER NUTS OFF ON GIVING
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LAWS WHILE PREPARING TO SCREW UP HER FORCIBLY LOYAL SUBJECTS AGAIN
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I MEAN, COME ON
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TOTALLY FUCKING UNLIKELY
not dead dave
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uhh
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SO ANYWAY
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WE FORM THESE RELATIONSHIPS IN AN ATTEMPT TO FIND THE PAIRS THAT WILL MAKE OUR PARTICULAR GENETIC MATERIAL MORE
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THRIVEY AND THEREFORE KEEP OUR TRAITS MORE PROMINENT AND THEREFORE MORE FUCKING LIKELY TO INFLUENCE THE NEXT
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says
GENERATION I MEAN WE'VE GOT TO DO THIS BECAUSE HAHA YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WELL I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU THIS SHIT
not dead dave
says
so this is you not even having started yet that's like
not dead dave
says
yeah okay go on
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says
WELL EXPLAINING AN ENTIRE FUCKING SOCIETY IS KIND OF COMPLICATED, DAVE
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BUT ANY FUCKING WAY AFTER I FINISH THIS YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE ON THE TROLL PART OF THINGS
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CAN GET REALLY FUCKING CONFUSED AT US I MEAN REALLY THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO GENETIC IMPERATIVE
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WE COULD ACHIEVE TOGETHER AND TROLL SOCIETY IS PRETTY FUCKING GENETICALLY INCLINED TO IMPERATIVENESS I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK EVER ANYWAY
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says
I MEAN THIS WORKS BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT ANYMORE I MEAN THERE'S NO WAY
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says
THERE COULD EVER BE A FUCKING PURE TROLL SOCIETY AT THIS POINT SO WHO THE HELL CARES BUT ANYWAY
not dead dave
says
i think i missed when the point started
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says
HAHAHA YEAH FUCK YOU
not dead dave
says
apparently not here
not dead dave
says
for some mysterious reason i do not understand because it's taken minutes and minutes
not dead dave
says
to get this far and i am just messing with you so you laugh and calm down
not dead dave
says
and can actually say this shit without flipping out hows it working yet
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says
OH MAN
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OH MAN
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THIS IS WHY YOU ARE PERFECT, OKAY
not dead dave
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i know you are but what am i
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OKAY THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE BUT I'M OKAY WITH THAT
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says
OKAY SO WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I ESTABLISHED SO FAR
not dead dave
says
lemme think
not dead dave
says
uhh
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says
YEAH OKAY I'M LOOKING IT OVER AND I'VE PRETTY MUCH SAID USELESS THINGS THAT MAKE NO SENSE WITHOUT THE BIGGER PICTURE
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says
AHAHAHA.
not dead dave
says
hey man dont feel bad i think thats most of how any society is
not dead dave
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even us supercool awesome humans
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HAHAHA
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ANYWAY
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YOU HAVE TO TRY TO FUCKING GET YOUR TRAITS AS PRIMARY AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU'RE JUST NOT GOING TO MAKE IT LIKE
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WOW
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says
I DO KNOW ENOUGH TO KNOW YOU WILL FIND THIS PRETTY DISGUSTING
not dead dave
says
ok im gonna say something about that whichll be true but we will both find to be completely emotionally dsgusting
not dead dave
says
so hey either youll feel supported to say something gross if i do or youll feel its not as gross because of what i say
not dead dave
says
or i guess
not dead dave
says
all of the above
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says
SEE I CAN ONE UP YOU ON THAT IN EMOTIONALLY DISGUSTING
not dead dave
says
oh yeah whats that
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says
I ALREADY KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY, IT'S PRETTY EASY TO PREDICT
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AND YET I STILL THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT TO HEAR IT SO NOW I'VE JUST MADE THIS EMOTIONAL SLOUGH EVEN MORE EMOTIONALLY DISGUSTING
not dead dave
says
nope i can one up you again
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says
OH YEAH HOW'S THAT
not dead dave
says
even though thats totally emotionally disgusting its pretty great that we can be on the same mind wavelength like that
not dead dave
says
its pretty gross but pretty great too right
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says
HOLY SHIT
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OKAY BUT NO THERE'S A WAY TO BEAT THAT
not dead dave
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oh god
not dead dave
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how
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says
WELL, LOOK AT THE KIND OF PEOPLE WE ARE AND THE THINGS WE ARE INCLINED TO SAY.
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THEN LOOK AT ALL THAT
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AND THE FACT WE ARE ACTUALLY SAYING IT.
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IT'S LIKE YOU AND ME ARE SOME OT FUCKING P WITH BEING RETARDLY STUNTED BY LOVE
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AND WHAT JUST LEVELS THAT ONE UP
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IS NOT JUST THE FACT WE'LL ADMIT IT AND ADMIT IT TO EACH OTHER
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BUT ALREADY FUCKING DID IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND ON PURPOSE AND DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF THEY CARED IF THEY HAD TO READ IT
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AND PUT TOGETHER LIKE THAT
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WHAT MAKES ALL OF THIS THE MOST EMOTIONALLY DISGUSTING
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IS THE FACT IT ISN'T AT ALL.
not dead dave
says
holy fucking shit you totally trumped me
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YEAH
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says
TASTE THAT
not dead dave
says
sure ill do that
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says
OH GOD WAIT WHAT DID I SAY
not dead dave
says
hahaha
not dead dave
says
whats say you figure out how to spit this stuff out
not dead dave
says
then we'll go to our big great big failure pile and entertain some stuff thats physically disgusting in other ways
not dead dave
says
hows about that
C ♋ G
says
WELL IT'S A GREAT PLAN BUT IT'S PRETTY INEVITABLE ANYWAY CONSIDERING THAT THING WHERE I CAN MAKE YOU DO WHATEVER I WANT
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SO IF IT'S INEVITABLE THEN TT DOESN'T REALLY HELP ENCOURAGE THIS.
not dead dave
says
ahahaha
C ♋ G
says
WHAT
not dead dave
says
i know tons of stuff you dont just by being a human
not dead dave
says
ive got the total advantage of biological imperatives
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says
WOW YOU REALLY JUST USED THAT TERM
not dead dave
says
totally did
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says
I COULD ALWAYS EDUCATE MYSELF TOO, YOU KNOW.
not dead dave
says
ok thats cool how you think thats a threat
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says
I'M ACTUALLY CONFUSED AS TO WHY WE'RE EXCHANGING NOT ACTUALLY THREATENING THREATS IN THE FIRST PLACE
not dead dave
says
because the more intentionally moronic i try to be then the more confused you get
not dead dave
says
then eventually forget why you were stuck on not explaining this stuff and just do it
not dead dave
says
thats why
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says
.....YEAH YOU THINK YOU'RE BRILLIANT, DON'T YOU
not dead dave
says
um yes
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WELL, DAMMIT.
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says
YOU'RE RIGHT.
not dead dave
says
aaahahaa
not dead dave
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good job bro
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FUCK YOU
not dead dave
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and not the pails right
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OH MY GOD
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WOW
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SEE NOW I WANT TO TELL YOU JUST SO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU JUST SAID
not dead dave
says
my master plan is working
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OH DAMMIT.
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FINE, HERE WE GO
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THERE'S THESE GUYS.
not dead dave
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ok
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WHO HAVE ONE JOB.
not dead dave
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usually do
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YOU NEED TO BE READY WHEN THEY SHOW UP.
not dead dave
says
sounds ok
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says
BECAUSE WITHOUT A RELATIONSHIP OR THE ABILITY TO MEET THEIR DEMANDS
not dead dave
says
matchmakers huh
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WHICH IS THAT YOU WILL PROVIDE GENETIC MATERIAL FOR THEM ON DEMAND
not dead dave
says
wait
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says
AND CONTRIBUTE TO THEIR FILIAL PAILS
not dead dave
says
back up
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THEN YOU ARE USELESS
not dead dave
says
what
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AND KILLED ON SIGHT.
not dead dave
says
holy shit
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says
THESE PAILS ARE TAKEN TO THE MOTHER GRUB
not dead dave
says
im still back on murder for misfired masturbation
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THE COMBINED GENETIC MATERIAL OF THE PAILS ARE USED TO FERTILIZE HER
not dead dave
says
no back up
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THE WEAKER MATERIAL IS LESS PERSISTENT
not dead dave
says
no dude seriously
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says
THIS GENETIC SLURRY CREATES AN ANONYMOUS PARENTAGE
not dead dave
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slurry
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HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF EGGS ARE LAYED AT ONCE
not dead dave
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thats a lot
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EACH OF THESE HATCHES OUT A WRIGGLER
not dead dave
says
a what
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says
WHOM FIND A COZY PLACE IN THE CAVERNS TO SPIN A COCOON IN WHICH TO PUPATE
not dead dave
says
no baby pictures then
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ONCE THIS HAPPENS, THE YOUNG TROLL HAS THE ARMS AND LEGS NECESSARY
not dead dave
says
id say thats pretty fucking necessary
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says
TO COMBAT THE VARIOUS ARDUOUS TRIALS OF SURVIVING THE CAVERNS
not dead dave
says
im imagining a cross between game show and hitting each other with rocks and sticks
not dead dave
says
tho i guess that could be a show too
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says
UPON WHICH THIS SURVIVAL LEADS ONE TO BE CHOSEN BY A LUSUS
not dead dave
says
oh those
not dead dave
says
as wondering when theyd get in here
not dead dave
says
uh
not dead dave
says
was
not dead dave
says
cant even fucking type
C ♋ G
says
WHOM SERVES AS CARETAKER AND GUARDIAN, I GUESS KIND OF LIKE YOUR PARENTS
not dead dave
says
or something
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THE YOUNG TROLL IS THEN ALLOWED TO DESIGN THEIR HIVE THEY WILL GROW UP IN, WHICH IS THEN CONSTRUCTED BY DROIDS
not dead dave
says
ok that seems kind of fucking random
not dead dave
says
also kind of awesome
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says
BLAH BLAH THE REST IS BORING, WHATEVER
not dead dave
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god what is BORING in any of that
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says
I DON'T KNOW, THE TYPICAL FUTURE I WON'T LIVE IS PRETTY BORING
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says
THE BLOOD CASTE SYSTEM IS RETARDED
not dead dave
says
whats that
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says
OH GOD
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says
THERE'S DIFFERENT FUCKING BLOOD COLOURS AND IT DICTATES THE TYPE OF LIFE YOU WILL GET TO LEAD AND THE OPPORTUNITIES YOU GET
not dead dave
says
and all weve got is red
not dead dave
says
tho i guess "blue blood" is a metaphor dumb one here
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says
THAT'S A FEW FROM THE TOP
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says
PURPLE IS ROYALTY
not dead dave
says
oh cool
not dead dave
says
so what how do you know
C ♋ G
says
THE COLOUR OF AN ADULT TROLL'S IRIS IS THEIR BLOOD COLOUR
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says
TYPICALLY TROLLS USE THE COLOUR ON THEIR TEXT AS WELL
not dead dave
says
so that means your eyes arent gonna change if you type grey then
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says
NO
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I DON'T USE MINE IN ANY SORT OF TYPING SITUATION
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says
IT'S A STUPID SYSTEM AND IT SHOULD NOT MATTER IN ANY SORT OF WAY
not dead dave
says
does it just say what you get or like how you act and stuff too
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says
WHO KNOWS, WHO CARES
not dead dave
says
ok but
not dead dave
says
if you dont like your colour which im guessing you dont i mean its pretty fucking obvious
not dead dave
says
howre you gonna do it when youre all adult then are you gonna like pull a me
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says
I FIGURE I'LL STOP BEING A STUPID ASSHOLE ABOUT IT BY THEN
not dead dave
says
dont think thats really stupid asshole i mean its completely fair not to want some random thing to decide all that shit for you
not dead dave
says
i mean what do some pretty good guys get ignored out of stuff they could do because of this then
not dead dave
says
or someone do stuff they should not
not dead dave
says
it just seems generally stupid and not actually productive in any way
not dead dave
says
sometimes theres stupid stuff thats productive but theres no way this could be
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says
WAIT
C ♋ G
says
BACK UP
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says
YOU UNDERSTAND MY FEELINGS ON THIS?
not dead dave
says
yeah sure i mean why wouldnt i its common fucking sense
not dead dave
says
is this why terezis always super fucking creepy
not dead dave
says
i always feel uncomfortable like uhhh ok glad to know you like red bro but back up a few steps please
not dead dave
says
ps please stop perving on dead daves just cuz they bleed k thnx
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says
HAHAHA
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says
GOD
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I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW WITH HER
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says
SHE'S JUST... TEREZI
not dead dave
says
yeah i guess thats pretty much the best explanation
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says
BUT, YOUR EYE COLOUR.
not dead dave
says
wait what
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says
YOU ASKED BEFORE. FIVE MILLION LIFETIMES AND A DIFFERENT SITE AGO. WHAT I FIRST NOTICED ABOUT YOU.
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says
IT WAS YOUR EYE COLOUR.
not dead dave
says
and here i am all peeved by it
C ♋ G
says
WHAT
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says
WHY
not dead dave
says
its a fucking useless mutation that doesnt do anything for anyone
not dead dave
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certainly not me and looks dumb to boot
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YEAH OKAY, I WOULD SAY IT'S PRETTY DAMB FAR FROM LOOKING DUMB
not dead dave
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yeah but uh youre kinda partial
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YEAH WELL WHO CARES IF I AM OR NOT
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NOBODY, THAT'S WHO
not dead dave
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hahaha ok
not dead dave
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but why is that some superduper important caste colour
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NO.
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IT'S MUTANT TOO. IT'S NOT EXACTLY SUPPOSED TO EVEN EXIST. EXCEPT HOW IT DOES EVERY SO OFTEN.
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BUT IT'S MUTANT SO PEOPLE WITH IT ARE PRETTY FUCKING EMBARRASSED.
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BUT LET'S JUST SAY THAT IF KIDS SOMEHOW WERE POSSIBLE DESPITE THE LACK OF ANY UTERUS OR MATRIORB
not dead dave
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oh god
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THE EYE COLOUR WOULD NEVER BE UNDER DEBATE.
not dead dave
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so its pretty mutant up around here
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HAHA
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YEAH...
not dead dave
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well ive got some predictions i figure about that
C ♋ G
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WHAT'S THAT
not dead dave
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you guys probably got one troll left per blood colour right
not dead dave
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i mean its pretty predictable if you look at it under any usual game cliches so why not this one
not dead dave
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so i dont think that dumb caste systems gonna stick if you guys do go forward which i am also pretty fucking sure will work out somehow
not dead dave
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but if reds some weird colour to happen well its not gonna be anymore is it
not dead dave
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this shits gonna be redefined theyre gonna do it by all they know per fucking colour
not dead dave
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so what i am most sure of in all things to be sure is thats gonna become a pretty damn important colour isnt
not dead dave
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it i mean if its defined by you its just gonna theres no arguing about that
not dead dave
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so screw whatever culture shit made you feel bad about your blood thats just not gonna be kosher from now on
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UH
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THAT'S
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GIVE ME A SECOND, THAT'S GOING TO TAKE ME A SECOND TO PROCESS HERE, SORRY.
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YEAH, OKAY, I CAN'T FUCKING PROCESS IT. EXCEPT FOR THE PART I ALWAYS PROCESS, WHICH IS HOW GREAT YOU ARE.
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BUT THAT'S SUDDENLY MULTIPLIED BY SOME IMPOSSIBLE NUMBER AND FOREVER.
not dead dave
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hows about i try to help you process that in actual person
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GREAT PLAN TO ME.
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BUT HEY, BEFORE WE GO OFFLINE. ONE IMPORTANT THING.
not dead dave
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yeah whats that
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I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
not dead dave
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well good coincidence here since i love you too
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GOOD. GREAT.
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UH.
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SEE YOU SOON.
not dead dave
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five minutes soon, yep
not dead dave
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gone