*waves his hands in the air, to provide mass POKES to his family and friends...*
but only manages to rain down a plethora of Pokey action figures upon all and sundry
many of who are impaled by the little wire bits that stick out after excessive play time
causing the blindness, and other maladies, to befall all of those he loves
*amongst all the tragic fallout, he searches for the one thing he can say...*
the one thing that can show all his loved ones just how remorseful he feels
Uhm...sorry 
oo pokes!! 
