Why?

BECAUSE SPAM IS THE GOD-FOOD HERATIC!

Why?

The taste, the ease of use in meal making. I just really like spam.

Wh.... Oh ok.

Ah, you were thinking of something else, yes?

Lol maybe.

Perv.

There are many things I could have been thinking about. Why do you automatically assume I'm being perverted.

Ok, what were you thinking about?

Spam email actually.

lol

Not the porn ones. Or the drug penis enlargement ones, The pointless ones.

Oh like; 'I've taken this course you should too'

The porn ones can be ok though....

The porn ones are useful.

The enlargement ones must be useful for someone.

nevermind I'll find someone like youuuuu XD

See ^ pointless spam.

Agreed.