I will never understand my almost mystical ability to get crumbs everywhere. I've not eaten anything on my bed and yet it is covered!
I am an avatar of mess!
Lol. Your body evidently exudes toast. It is a blessing and a curse.
How is it a blessing? Surely he gets pecked at by birds.
I love toast, especially buttery ones. Mmmm butter.
Sweet buttery toast.
Mmmm.