Like myself you should probably be going to work and not pratting around. Go on, shoo!

NOT ME, I HAVE THE DAY OFF

I'm coming back from work.

Damn you vile woman! Well... I have the weekend, the whole weekend!

You're comming back? Oh, wait - american or do you work nights?

I work day, by the time I saw the Plurk I was coming back from work.

I have no job!

Yay!