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Ooo good comic.

Carly is the shit witch. I will let anton explain.

YOUR MUM IS

I'm so glad I'm in work, where I can use picture aids. First back story.

Carly decided that in an effort to appear ladylike that she doesn't poo, it in fact congeals into magic in her belly. Done.

I pointed out that something must happen to it, so it must leak out of her. She must leak magic poo from her every pore. Hence...

It doesn't congeal!

It... dissapates.

Shit witch.

I'm not a shit witch.

What's a shit witch with you?

Everything. That's what.

You what?

Waste Warlock.

Now I'm annoyed I'm in work because I can't read that sex comic.

Dooooohhh

Many thanks Mr King - I am pleased.

You are very welcome, sirrah.