In Angleterre's eyebrows?

...W-why would I be looking...in his...eyebrows....

....even if they are somewhat mysterious...

When I was little I used to try and figure out if they were caterpillars

So are they?

I feel bad for his eyebrows.

LOL no, but I liked to pretend they were

My eyebrows are distinguished!

They're certainly unique

Yes, only Sir England can carry them off

Well, Sealand, Australia and Hong Kong do well with them, too

...I wonder why you don't have them, America-san...

I've always kinda wondered that too...

...It..is a mystery?

Fuck you all. At least I don't pluck them like that manwoman France.

Who, by the way, has more hair on his body than a monkey.

You have more in your eyebrows!

Smooth comeback. Well done.

They just do not understand.

LOL it's because me and Canada are the new world!

I guess...

or maybe because I was spotted by Finland before?

You lack character. Thus you lack such dignified features.

Takes one to know one

oh, burn.

LOL shut up I like your eyebrows

...what

You used to like my food, too. Why should I believe you?

W-wait, well, for one thing I can't eat your eyebrows XD

two, I like to draw more on you with markers

three, they're... you so. There.

All I am saying is... Wait, what?

HAHAHAHA

You draw on me?

of course I did

We'll discuss this later... But the point I am making, is that you say you like my eyebrows. But you said you liked my food too.

How do I know in 200 years you won't like them anymore?

...Not that it matters.

haha, maybe in 200 years your cooking will improve!

...

It could happen!

and hey, does it matter if I lied to make you happy? It made you happy, so there.

But now it is seen as a lie...

So there!

well, I'm no longer cute to you either so

I like your eyebrows, what point do I have in lying about that right nowXD?

Stop saying things that you don't know!

what the hell is wrong with you?

My food is much better than my eyebrows. Idiot.

Don't stoop to his level. Both my eyebrows and my food are great.

The food being better doesn't say much for either, does it?

What-- what's there to know XD You tell me that all the time these days and I do happen to like them so just DEAL with it

...

Well.

I think your eyebrows are unique Sir.

And I love your fish pie.

At least the one I stole a taste from, last holloween

Ah! Of course you liked it! My cooking is fantastic!

...Though I wondered where that finger mark had come from. no harm done.