woke up late and now has to hurry hurry before the contractor gets here to work on her bathroom.
May it go well, Sweets!
Oh! Lucky lady! I want a contractor in my bathroom too! 
Captain, you seem a bit too happy over that ... 
I hate my bathrooms! 
Least you have a house. I live in an apartment ... overlooks a major body of water, but still ...
That body of water will be my saving grace during the zombie apocalype ... for, as you know, zombies can't swim.
True. If you stay in the deep part, they can't reach you whil you swim up and they walk under water!