what he didn't realize is that body types all vary and thus not any dress will look good

explaining why certain billowy dresses on me are bad, due to hips billowing it out more = looks maternity like

tie in the middle = breaks up my already short torso, don't want to break it up to appear even shorter

being a woman is exhausting

awww

suggests just going nekkid

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haha, very AFTER wedding appropriate!