michellephant is played by a male midget in a bad wig

hahawhat is a trained bear

and I'm dressed as a xena the warrior princess

Erik Mills, played by laurence fishburne

Michelle Morrill, played by Nicholas Cage

Alaina Brown, played by Wesley Snipes

, what am I?

Can I be a talking horse?

Sean Penn

erik is playing a trained bear who is playing him

sean penn is playing a horse who is playing aaron

Totally understandable.